A blog which will help its creator come to terms with, and learn to enjoy people who simply park like cunts. Ask us a question! Submit a picture of a parking cunt! var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-27004484-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @youparklikeacunt)http://youparklikeacunt.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41483n3pF1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I actually took this photo as I had no idea what on earth the piece of fabric was on the front of this car. The guy also had some ladies tights stretched over his rear light clusters. So his car is shit, and he is parked like a cunt.”</p> <p>We really don’t have any answers for you at all.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51319978348http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51319978348Sat, 25 May 2013 19:43:15 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m412d0RXfK1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“This cunt was found parked behind a HSBC in loughton down a side road.”</p> <p>HSBC is actually an abbreviation of Holier-than-thou Smartcar Buying Cunt. Or something.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51306536045http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51306536045Sat, 25 May 2013 16:26:03 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40xrffru21r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Of all the ways to park across 2 spaces, this is a particularly cuntish variation.”</p> <p>Especially when you’re driving a fucking Mini, it is.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51296462843http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51296462843Sat, 25 May 2013 13:09:12 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m408f1e5BU1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wow, over two spaces and hanging out into the road by two feet. Just remember, cuntspotters, places like Tesco are full of things like eggs, flour and metal scouring pads. Just saying.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51290316607http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51290316607Sat, 25 May 2013 09:51:45 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zdn0q2Q91r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just because there are plenty of spaces in the car park, at any time of day, the lines are still there to be parked between. If this picture shows a respectable level of parking, in your opinion, go fuck yourself.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51283128295http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51283128295Sat, 25 May 2013 06:34:47 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z2v4Y8Az1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“These are MPV’s, which stands for ‘Multi Purpose Vehicle’. I don’t think parking like a selfish jizz-stain was one of the purposes the manufacturers had in mind. I like how the one cunt has folded his wing mirror, like that’s going to help anyone?!”</p> <p>These are all driven by complete cunts. More often than not driving at 69mph in the outside lane of the motorway when not actually overtaking anythign, complete oblivious to the rules of the road. Zafiras are the worst, but you all know that.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51270419624http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51270419624Sat, 25 May 2013 03:17:44 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z0znhy5m1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Parked the wrong way, on a corner.. Guess what, it’s a <strike>taxi</strike> Private Hire Cab.  Next to the chippy; cunt.”</p> <p>Holy fucking shit. If there is some reason why this photo can’t be used as evidence to have this cunt stripped of his license, we don’t want to live in this country anymore.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51239583915http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51239583915Fri, 24 May 2013 19:43:55 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z0u8tsyx1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Kudos to the wagon on the left that managed to get between the lines.  Fail for the transit in the middle, who didn’t want to get /that/ close to his mate.  But the Star-Cunt prize goes to the white van in the distance who was so keen to eat his burger that he just stopped diagonally across god knows how many spaces.   McDonalds, West One, Eccles. ”</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51228588339http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51228588339Fri, 24 May 2013 16:26:00 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yj7n7CVK1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Las Vegas is full of cunts.”</p> <p>We’ve been there. We can most definitely vouch for this.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51219939141http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51219939141Fri, 24 May 2013 13:08:57 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yj7abhiO1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Abandoned outside Halfords!! Say no more!!”</p> <p>Looks like your typical car-modding cunt. Running in to get another ton of shit speakers so more people can hear his dubstep and have no doubt about the size of his trouser department. Probably.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51214302361http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51214302361Fri, 24 May 2013 09:51:54 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51a7a3a9b39536172b4700c7db6184f7/tumblr_mn2aps5Z4O1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Needless to say, i don’t think you could fit more than a few poxy chicken nuggets in that car, so something tells me it’s not a delivery. Cunt can’t even park so another cunt could park next to him. This cunt is a shit in the trousers of humanity.”</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51207812326http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51207812326Fri, 24 May 2013 06:34:52 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93dff367656a26b38023ac5702477b84/tumblr_mn3j46PW0b1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Here is Tesco in Norwich and a repeat cunt parking offender.  I often pop to Tesco after the morning school drop off and regularly see this white thing (I neither know nor care what it is) parked in the set down place while the driver nips in to get his lunch.  Bearing in mind that at 9.00am on a weekday morning Tesco’s is not exactly heaving and so the twat could find somewhere else to park his monstrosity but maybe that doesn’t compute with his one brain cell?  Oh, and at Christmas when I was 8 months pregnant, he nearly hit me so he could get into his usual spot. Cunt? Yes you are.”</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51195406073http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51195406073Fri, 24 May 2013 03:17:44 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8907dd7a7d8c7c32ba12f43f2aaaf96a/tumblr_mn3qdlG8g31r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I watched this young girl trying to adjust her car several times in front of my house and I swear the three times she tried before settling to this, she was actually closer to the curb. I then watched her calmly putting on some lipstick and lock the car, and run to the church on the corner of my street. She left the car there for about 4 hours and I saw the bylaw leave generously leave her a ticket instead of towing her car.”</p> <p>Hang on, which kerb is she nearest? Exactly.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51162490247http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51162490247Thu, 23 May 2013 19:43:54 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/642618ca176bbe0ed71e9fe4f74ac1d3/tumblr_mn3s5d7jgo1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“This is not the busiest corner in town. However parking on the junction, just away from the tactile paving (thats the knobbly stuff the council puts down to trip blind people up), indicates twattishness of quite a high order.”</p> <p>This cunt should be in fucking jail.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51151707343http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51151707343Thu, 23 May 2013 16:26:00 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1cce0aa98e2bf7c722186e857a3c2633/tumblr_mn3smjAju01r4th60o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Not sure whether this is old, new, borrowed or blue. Made me laugh anyway. What a cunt.”</p> <p>Yeah, we’ve been sent this A LOT!! We don’t mind, but we probably won’t bother retweeting or publishing it again. Gets a bit repetitive. Still, YPLACers, get out there with your chalk and do your stuff!</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51143417325http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51143417325Thu, 23 May 2013 13:08:55 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f3a3b2b76a6b4c7fb7b6b47c7511cfa/tumblr_mn40f3GOFd1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Typical cunt of a police officer here. Elderly woman on a mobility scooter had to go onto the road to get around this prick. Spotted in Hugglescote outside a primary school! This is a special kind of shithead. ”</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51137637035http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51137637035Thu, 23 May 2013 09:51:55 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fb0ead9c9103ca054051b68a34198773/tumblr_mn8sdar7JE1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Saw this bizarre two-wheeled cunt in our underground car park today. Just leaned against a pillar, unlocked and no cyclist to be seen. As you can see from the bottom pic, the actual bike parking was neither far nor full. As such, this cyclist is a cunt. And before this kicks off a “all cyclists are cunts” argument, there is an equal proportion of cunts using all modes of transport - cars, bikes, motorbikes, busses, pedestrians.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51136731789http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51136731789Thu, 23 May 2013 09:17:34 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/87bb1da64b348a03e4b423aed1d1bd66/tumblr_mn5ebzKM1d1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“This guy won an Ig Nobel prize for this (Peace prize, 2011)”</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fWN0FmcIU"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fWN0FmcIU">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fWN0FmcIU</a></a></p> <p>Mayor of Tallinn, wasn’t it? An oldie but always worth seeing again.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51131052180http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51131052180Thu, 23 May 2013 06:34:53 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b868a6f74e8a50ebec4684da7bfbf788/tumblr_mn5ijyHPvL1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“On the way to the gym I saw this classic piece of parking…..Having finished exercising,one hour later I saw the same car still parked; what sort of imbecile would park on double yellow lines, on a blind bend with absolutely no consideration for the narrowness of the road, forcing vehicles to drive towards on coming traffic in what could already be considered a dangerous situation?..is there a clue painted on the road suggesting vehicles could have to reduce their speed due to the blind bend…?</p> <p>So let’s examine the facts as follows:</p> <p>1. said vehicle is a Toyota Prius Hybrid.</p> <p>2. the vehicle is a taxi.</p> <p>3. the taxi has to be driven by a *<em>thick</em> cabby</p> <p>*this is an assumption (but probably correct)</p> <p>The driver is therefore a Gonorrhea riddled bell end of the highest order.”</p> <p>Yes, we know that we promised to delete any pics that weren’t the right way up, but this one had such a good write-up, and it was such a stinking cunt, that we had to publish it.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51118233099http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51118233099Thu, 23 May 2013 03:17:28 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m420wetPBP1r4th60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Wolverhampton - late for work? No problem, just create-a-space and waddle off!”</p> <p>Yeah, they just forgot to put a space there. Thanks for reminding the qualified car park designers. And the royal blue van - if you think we can’t see that diagonal yellow line disappearing under your vehicle to say “no space here”, then you’re a cunt for thinking we’re cunts. Fuck off, the pair of you.</p>http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51084201516http://youparklikeacunt.com/post/51084201516Wed, 22 May 2013 19:43:18 +0100