Photo 22 May "Pat 2 of 3: Morrisons’ no-parking zones often bring-out the best in a cunt’s car’s paint job, so it didn’t take long for one to dump his pride-and-joy in its rightful place while I was distracted taking Part 1 of 3 in this series …and off, to my surprise, sloped a grubby chav and his fat, possibly pregnant partner. Yes, that’s right: Those stripes denoted the piss-flap parking area, specially reserved for almost the most selfish of vaginal croutons (second only to disabled & toddler space hoggers).”
We love the phrase ‘vaginal croutons’. Must use it more in conversation with our vicar.

"Pat 2 of 3:¬†Morrisons’ no-parking zones often bring-out the best in a cunt’s car’s paint job, so it didn’t take long for one to dump his pride-and-joy in its rightful place while I was distracted taking¬†Part 1 of 3 in this series …and off, to my surprise, sloped a grubby chav and his fat, possibly pregnant partner. Yes, that’s right: Those stripes denoted the piss-flap parking area, specially reserved for almost the most selfish of vaginal croutons (second only to disabled & toddler space hoggers).”

We love the phrase ‘vaginal croutons’. Must use it more in conversation with our vicar.


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