"OMG this is the 2nd time in three days my cunt neighbour has done this. She is a fucking blonde fuckwit cunt of the first order and I can only assume she brought her fucking licence at Legoland or some other fuckwit place where cunts gather. Needless to say the first note left on the windscreen didn’t get through to her…. cunt? I’d say yes! I mean we’re talking Mercuntees Benz, yellow lines, pavement, dropped kerb and obstructing a garage. CUNT!"