"This van is parked on double yellow lines, and on white hatch markings… oh, and it’s also at a junction. I wonder, in view of all the indications that it’s not a good parking spot, why our van driving friend decided to park there?
Perhaps he had something to do which he thought was really, really important? Yes, I’m sure that must be the reason. (This is in Swanland, East Yorkshire in case anyone was wondering).”
No, he’s just a thicko cunt. Swanland is becoming the capital of Britain’s cunt capital (if such a thing is possible). Poor old Hull.