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“Personalised number plate - check; stupid, over-sized four-by-four - check; bike racks to show that he’s an outdoorsy kinda guy - check. Parked like a cunt within yards of the hotel entrance, presumably because that was as far as he could carry his fat arse. I think this twat was attracted by the extra length of the disabled bays in the hotel car park; clearly not strong on manoeuvring, as indicated by the fact that he still couldn’t fit his stupid car within the width provided.”