In the short walk from my car to the aforementioned carvery we were treated to this shitty Focus speeding into the car park and pulling up pretty much right under the awning. What could be so important and worthy of forsaking all rational parking etiquette i.e not parking on hatchings, leaving plenty of room for emergency services to access the eatery and other such shit? As it turned out, NOTHING. The driver was some clearly retarded, old, socially inept fuckstain who the staff seemed to be very familar with on account of how dickish he is, the fact he had been there 2 hours previous and i quote ”always parks like that”. Incidentally the shitty Mondeo estate driver also invented a space for himself but hey, at least he tried to hide the fact he’s a horrible, thoughtless twat.”
What did we say? Carveries are for cunts.