We saw this and thought “useless Rover cunt”. That’ll do for a write-up. But then we started off down a different line of thought, what would be the latin name for a fear of kerbs. The Roman’s had roads and sewer systems so it’s possible that they had kerbs. But there doesn’t appear to be anything. Fear of edges? That doesn’t really say what we want (and generally relate to edges like the Grand Canyon) and claustrophobia (fear of being in enclosed spaces i.e. next to the kerb) doesn’t really cut the mustard. So we’ve gone with Viaorephobia. Our own word, just made up from Via (road) Ore (edge) Phobie (cuntishness). Feel free to use it with our blessing.