Well, YPLAC fans, it’s time to unveil those stickers and tickets that we’ve been crapping on about for far to long now. We hope that you find the wait worth it! The website who have kindly agreed to sell our sweary merchandise are the equally sweary www.shotdeadinthehead.com. We just need you to be patient for a few more days as our ‘shop’ within the site is getting built over the weekend. They’re also going to be designing some t-shirts, mouse-mats, mugs and even iPhone covers if that sort of thing floats your boat.
So onto these tickets and stickers. The top part of this picture shows you the tickets. They come in books of 50 and reckon if they last in your car for longer than a month, you’re doing something wrong. On these you’ve got 13 or 14 tick-boxes to notify the recipient of their ‘crime’ and the rest is all nice and clear. These are gonna be going out at £6.99 (p&p included in that price). They’re A6 in size, by the way.
The stickers really don’t need any introduction. The high-viz yellow and black ones will be going on the drivers’ windows. These come in packs of 10. These are gonna be going out at £5.99 (p&p included in that price). These measure 79x210mm (approx) - about as wide as the short side of a piece of A4 paper and 79mm high.
The other white stickers are for you to attach somewhere else on the car, hoping that the cunt in question doesn’t spot it and drives around with it, proudly displaying their cuntishness to their friends. Again, these will be sold in packs of 10. Again these are gonna be going out at £5.99 (p&p included in that price). Again, these measure 79x210mm (approx) - about as wide as the short side of a piece of A4 paper and 79mm high.
So, let us know what you think. And remember, they’ll not be in sale until some time next week. We’ll obviously give you all a shout when they do. Hurrah! Watch out, parking cunts! We’re firing with live ammo now!