Our submitter Philip tells us that this “totally annoys” him. And quite rightly too. It wouldn’t have taken this driver long to straighten up and allow other people to use the car park, but sadly this driver is a cunt and decides that the speed of his shopping must take priority over everything else. We hope that someone else decided that their car’s/trolley’s/keys’ movements took priority over the location of his paintwork. What a fuckhead.