"Not disabled, and an empty car parrk. Just lazy. At Staffordshire University."
Parking in disabled spaces isn’t forgiveable, regardless of the number of regular spaces available. And it’s certainly not forgiveable when you’re driving a little sportscar. Unless you count your tiny penis (presuming this is a man, by the way) as your disability, which is arguable. In the meantime, you’re a cunt.