"Outside my old house was like shooting cunts in a barrel. 2 cars would leave, and one would fill the resulting gap. What the fuck? If you don’t have a fucking drive you should have some fucking ability to park! I could send you reams of these fuckers, almost all of them students from the college up the road. Occasionally you could park the entire college in the gap they left from the kerb. Cuntjobs, the lot. I hope they had lessons in parking uncuntishly."
This is our most hated form of parking cuntery for some reason.