"Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina. Clearly this cunt is right and the other five cars’ drivers in the picture are wrong? Er, no, he’s most definitely a cunt."
Can’t we transport this cunt back 20 years so he’s left in sniper-alley?
"I’ve lost count how many times this cunt parks like this…"
A can of white spray paint along the line and over the vehicle should send a message to cunts like this.
"Seen parked at Lidl’s in Torrevieja, Spain."
We’ve been told how to say “you park like a cunt” in Spanish, but can’t remember it now :-( Luckily dog shit is a universal message.
"CUNT! Of which this driver is a massive one. She just parked up and sat in her car for about 20 minutes like this. Even when other cars came round trying to get passed, she just sat there. Didn’t do anything, just sat. In her car. Doing nothing. For 20 minutes. CUNT CUNT CUNT!"
"Knowsley Travel have their minibus parked like this seven days a week outside the fast cunt of a driver’s house. Today it forced the fire service to drive on the grass to respond to an emergency. It’s usually parked further on the kerb, meaning pedestrians have walk on the road. Have complained, they’re not interested."
Oh dear, oh dear. Parking like a cunt isn’t good when you have company livery and phone numbers on display…
"Ultra cunty parking, can’t even make it in a huge disabled bay, I checked and it had no blue badge."
Blind and couldn’t find their badge?
"A true colostomy bag of colluding cunts. At the Buy-Low Foods on Broadway in Burnaby, BC, Canada. Not the 1st time. These cunts all work there. Sadly I waited until I left before taking the shot, as there was a giant penis-extension blue Ford pick-up parked in the middle of this cesspool when I arrived. It’s a shitty over-priced under-stocked rat infested store with mostly clueless cunts for staff."
Hahaha, what a festering shit-hole.
"Look at this utter fucking cunt. There’s 2 nurseries on this crossroad, so parking is “fuck you, I’ll park where I want”. Utter spunk-knuckle.
Thankfully nobody needed to walk past (into a cycle lane, against traffic) but what a shame would it have been if the paint accidentally “fell off” with a key?”
QUEUEJUMP. Thanks to Jo for sending us this. She writes:
“This idiot has parked like this at Wavertree train station in the 2 disabled bays - no blue badge on display. The station only has these 2 disabled bays and staff parking - no public parking! so incredibly selfish if someone needs the bays!”
No public parking? That’s almost as fucked up as this utter cunt. Disgraceful. We hoped they were at the station to throw themselves under the first un-manned track-cleaning train that came through.
Check out this link - what an arrogant cunt. He deserves all the fines and they should crush his fucking car. Wouldn’t be surprised if his cuntishness has made its way onto here before!