Photo 11 Aug "Wilmslow Road, Rusholme, Manchester.  Plenty of c*** parking.  This was the best one, car decides to stop in front of me (I’m on a bike) and park.  Blocks the bike lane, double parks and illegally parks on zig-zags.  This **** nearly got his comeuppance (3 points)  as I spotted a PC on his beat, but the car had moved by the time we got to it."

"Wilmslow Road, Rusholme, Manchester.  Plenty of c*** parking.  This was the best one, car decides to stop in front of me (I’m on a bike) and park.  Blocks the bike lane, double parks and illegally parks on zig-zags.  This **** nearly got his comeuppance (3 points)  as I spotted a PC on his beat, but the car had moved by the time we got to it."

Photo 11 Aug 1 note "This cunt in Tamworth, Staffs thinks its acceptable to park blocking someone’s drive."
Sounds like the Tamworth that YPLAC regulars will know and love.

"This cunt in Tamworth, Staffs thinks its acceptable to park blocking someone’s drive."

Sounds like the Tamworth that YPLAC regulars will know and love.

Photo 10 Aug 2 notes "Leicester. Saturday afternoon. Let’s hope an ambulance/fire engine didn’t need access. Really hope this twat got a ticket."
We hope that they are the ones in need of that ambulance or fire engine and die as a result of their own cuntishness. #justice

"Leicester. Saturday afternoon. Let’s hope an ambulance/fire engine didn’t need access. Really hope this twat got a ticket."

We hope that they are the ones in need of that ambulance or fire engine and die as a result of their own cuntishness. #justice

Photo 10 Aug We didn’t get a write-up with this picture, so you’re lucky we didn’t delete it as a matter of course.
What an amazing piece of work this is. Utter disregard for the law, other road uses and pedestrians. Amazing that no-one’s towing it away. Well done, police! :)

We didn’t get a write-up with this picture, so you’re lucky we didn’t delete it as a matter of course.

What an amazing piece of work this is. Utter disregard for the law, other road uses and pedestrians. Amazing that no-one’s towing it away. Well done, police! :)

Video 10 Aug 6 notes

Arise St. Duncan. Patron Saint of @YPLAC. #whatwouldDuncando?

When ex-England rugger star, Duncan Bell (@duncanbell3) saw this total cunt of an Audi taking 2 spaces in his local branch of Tesco, he sprang into action. 

With no chance of getting into the spaces next to it with some revenge parking, his next thought was to dump rubbish onto the cunt’s bonnet (that’s a ‘hood’ to our US followers). This course of action was binned (oh, we’re so funny) when he saw a load of trolleys nearby. Lining them up behind the cunt in question, the wheeled warriors only covered the half of the back of the cunt’s Audi.

Not to be deterred, Bell went in search of more. And was just turning the corner with another load when he realised the owner had come back.

embarrassing coming round corner with 10 trollies seeing him trying to move the others. Cost him a quid though

And:

I tried! He came back. Awkward.

We applaud and encourage such vigilantism with word and gesture. We have no hesitation in canonising Duncan Bell as our Patron Saint. At least he didn’t have to get burned at the stake for his beliefs. The 10th of August is thus National YPLAC/St. Duncan’s Day.

So, when you see cunt parking, ask yourself the question “what would Duncan do”.

Photo 10 Aug 4 notes "Hi guys, I know you must get inundated with cuntishness pics but would be grateful if you could share this grade A at Ashford International Retail park." 
Sorry it took so long for this to emerge from our VERY long queue. We were in Ashford at the weekend and can confirm that it is a fucking dismal place.

"Hi guys, I know you must get inundated with cuntishness pics but would be grateful if you could share this grade A at Ashford International Retail park." 

Sorry it took so long for this to emerge from our VERY long queue. We were in Ashford at the weekend and can confirm that it is a fucking dismal place.

Photo 10 Aug 1 note "Disregard for other drivers trying to get past at bottle-neck in car park- check. Disregard for cones that have been placed to stop the increasing epidemic of cunt parkers - check. Disregard for pedestrians using path from other tiers of the car park - check. Disregard for wheelchair users that now cannot use the access ramp that’s now blocked - check. What a Cunt!”
Can you show disregard for his paintwork with your house-keys?

"Disregard for other drivers trying to get past at bottle-neck in car park- check.
Disregard for cones that have been placed to stop the increasing epidemic of cunt parkers - check.
Disregard for pedestrians using path from other tiers of the car park - check.
Disregard for wheelchair users that now cannot use the access ramp that’s now blocked - check.
What a Cunt!”

Can you show disregard for his paintwork with your house-keys?

Photo 10 Aug 1 note "Ah, supermarket car parks.  Full of ‘em. C***ts that is."  That is what my son in the trolley is thinking.  Probably.
Poor little lad. Growing up in a world full of cunts :(

"Ah, supermarket car parks.  Full of ‘em. C***ts that is."  That is what my son in the trolley is thinking.  Probably.

Poor little lad. Growing up in a world full of cunts :(

Photo 9 Aug "ok, so I get to the end of the road and need to turn right….. I look left to see this cunt parked on the pavement right up against the road….can I see whats coming up the main road?….can I fuck.
felt like getting out and knocking on the door to educate them on how to stop parking like a cunt.”
Don’t just feel like doing it, actually get out and give them a stern lecture in common sense and roadcraft, two things which are in short supply from our experience.

"ok, so I get to the end of the road and need to turn right….. I look left to see this cunt parked on the pavement right up against the road….can I see whats coming up the main road?….can I fuck.

felt like getting out and knocking on the door to educate them on how to stop parking like a cunt.”

Don’t just feel like doing it, actually get out and give them a stern lecture in common sense and roadcraft, two things which are in short supply from our experience.

Photo 9 Aug 2 notes "I know he’s not technically parked but this cunt of a taxi driver stopped in the middle of the access road to a children’s hospital in order to pick up his punters. Taken from my ambulance."
Looks like this is taken from the driver’s side. Let’s not do that in future. But yes, WTF is going on with this utter prick of a taxi driver. Just because they work on the roads, they think they fucking own them. Cunts.

"I know he’s not technically parked but this cunt of a taxi driver stopped in the middle of the access road to a children’s hospital in order to pick up his punters. Taken from my ambulance."

Looks like this is taken from the driver’s side. Let’s not do that in future. But yes, WTF is going on with this utter prick of a taxi driver. Just because they work on the roads, they think they fucking own them. Cunts.


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