"I don’t think this one needs an explanation!"
These people should be euthanised on the spot.
"Despite there being a free car park less that 200m from the school. Most days this parent chooses to put convenience ahead of the safety of children."
What punishment would YPLACers like to see dished out to sanctimonious cunts like this?
"A BMW X5 taking up all four of a hotel’s visitor parking spots. I’ve seen some pretty cuntish parking in my time, but this takes the cake."
"Seen at Donington Park Services on the M1 at about 830 in the morning. Absolutely ridiculous parking of the worst kind. You’ll notice it’s a Porsche, and I believe they think they own the road BUT there was also a lovely 911 GT3 parked just right amongst a line of Micras & Vectras - so there are some considerate owners out there. Obviously not the place for that photo."
Is the white arrow there specially painted to point out cunts? It’s doing its job admirably here.
"Not only has this cunt parked on a double yellow in an Ashfield multi-storey car park, and not only does it say disabled parking behind the van, but it is also a council cunt driving the van!!. What a cunt."
"Tayside police on the path between disabled bays at Tesco."
Meal deal emergency, no doubt!!
"This cunt blocked an emergency access for rescue vehicles launching onto the Severn, they had to find an alternative route into the launch area for a rescue - Time delays mean the difference between life and death. Thank you for your consideration CUNT."
Push it into the water, with the cunt handcuffed to his own steering wheel.
"Glasgow this morning [YPLAC edit: not ‘this morning’]. How the fuck am I supposed to get an 18 tonner round that corner. Cunt"
Well, we can only suggest that you keep trying until he’s pushed all the way back to that other car behind it. Let’s see his insurance claim.
"Ultimate parking cuntery, in Stockton-on-Tees. Between 3 cars in the photo (look for the nose of the 3rd, parked in front of the mini), not only have they made this already small car park extremely hard to manoeuvre in, but they have also physically blocked a minimum of 7 cars from moving from their spaces. No surprise then, that one’s a BMW and the second’s a Porsche?"
Nope, no surprise whatsoever. Well, maybe slightly surprised that an Audi, Merc or 4x4 hasn’t got in on the action.
"This tit parks miles from the corner, worst of it is the low sunrise made it worse to get out, prick!"
Is there a court in the land that would convict you of vandalising this sort of dangerous, selfish shit?