"When you park like a cunt over my drive!"
Revenge can take many forms. This is a mite homophobic but it all depends on who you’re trying to wind up, we suppose.
"Here is a picture of a car belonging to someone who should be setting a fucking example to everyone else. Instead, this shit-stain of a driving instructor seems incapable of understanding that he or she is driving a "car" and not a "motorcycle". Nice to know that the next generation of drivers is being taught by a testicle-munching pygmy fucker."
"I parked like a cunt. That car is mine. I came out of the shop to see that I’d completely fucked up my attempt to parallel park. Granted, I wasn’t three feet away from the kerb but there’s still no excuse for any tyres to be mounting the kerb.
So, I parked like a cunt, I have no excuse for parking like a cunt, I’m no better than the rest of the cunts on this site, and I’m sorry. I should know better.”
Confession is good for the soul.
The ultimate present for the cuntspotter in your life, these babies will guarantee hilarity as you run for your life from a cunt-parking thug that you’ve just ticketed. But seriously, get them, use them, share the pics with us and don’t accept cunt-parking from anyone.
In other news, we’re almost up to 10,000 Twitter followers which is fantastic and rather humbling. Thanks to everyone who gets involved and sends us submissions. The queue is incredibly long at the moment but we’ll get to yours one day. When you’re uploading a pic, please write a little sentence about it i.e. where it was, how much you’d like to shit down the driver’s neck etc. Also, please include the picture as an attachment (jpeg or whatever). We can’t do anything with pictures that are somehow pasted into the text box, so we have to delete those ones. Sozzers.
Anyway, have a good Christmas, y’all and here’s to a continued fight against parking cunts in 2014.
"Sunday morning at BP on Finchley Lane in North London. I suppose the type of car does give away the driver’s nature… Yes the old bill next to him did have words. Love the website!"
We only wish we’d queue-jumped this one sooner.
"I’ve got a BMW so I’ll park how I damn well want to…. no consideration for anyone else. So I have a BMW (the silver one) so to make a point I parked next to him with enough room for him to get out without bending my car. I also drive a BMW and I managed it…. gives us a bad name. He then came back and shouted at me ….. Bell End!!!"
Most non-BMW drivers would quietly get into their car ashen-faced whilst wanting the world to swallow them up. Not entitled BMW drivers though…
"A prime example of standard parking in Rome where clearly everyone is a cunt! She spent about 10 mins trying to parallel park in a tiny space and then gave up and left it there! (The white car was waiting for her to give up and leave)"
Maybe he/she was having their hand surgically removed from their genitals - being such a massive wanker.
I drove my wife to Leighton Hospital for a pregnancy scan. All the car parks were full, people were parking in those non-spaces at the ends of the rows but I refused to do likewise and dropped her off at the door, left the hospital grounds and parked a good 10 minute walk down the road on a quiet side road in the nearest housing estate, running back to the hospital to meet her.
When we left the hospital we encountered this thundercunt’s car, the owner of which clearly had the same trouble parking in the grounds as myself, but decided instead to fuck over anybody walking to/from the hospital instead.
I may have mashed his/her wing mirror with my elbow (accidentally) as my heavily pregnant wife and I made our way back to our car, in the road.
"Spotted this at Tesco in Ollerton. The recycling bins on the right clearly haven’t helped, but that’s no excuse for parking like a cunt. Not even sure which car started this cluster-fuck, but this is evidence that cunty parking just encourages further cuntishness! Also spotted no less that FIVE further examples of this sort of shit, in the same car park on the SAME fucking afternoon! FFS."