Photo 14 Apr 4 notes "Twunt parks Lamborghini across two parking spaces - disabled and family in ALDI, yes, ALDI carpark, Morecambe. However, in mitigation, he did look like he was probably married to his sister." 
So he spent all his money on his car and had nothing left over for the shopping. Good. Hope the cunt starves to death.

"Twunt parks Lamborghini across two parking spaces - disabled and family in ALDI, yes, ALDI carpark, Morecambe. However, in mitigation, he did look like he was probably married to his sister." 

So he spent all his money on his car and had nothing left over for the shopping. Good. Hope the cunt starves to death.

Photo 14 Apr 1 note "Double yellow, on the tactile paving, Central Harrogate cuntology demonstration. Fuck the fuck off back to the planet Thoughtless you shithead." 
What a spot-on write-up. Lovely stuff.

"Double yellow, on the tactile paving, Central Harrogate cuntology demonstration. Fuck the fuck off back to the planet Thoughtless you shithead." 

What a spot-on write-up. Lovely stuff.

Photo 14 Apr 2 notes "De Vere Venues, Wokefield Park, April 2014.
I guess cheap hotels (I was staying there on business, fortunately) or cheap golf club membership (I guess 300 quid a year is cheap compared to, say, Stoke Park) brings out the cunt in anyone.
Top marks to the Mini-driving cunt for completely missing the incredibly subtle “NO PARKING” on the tarmac…
I could have squeezed my car between the Audi and Nissan, or between the other Audi and Mercedes, but then I’d have had to climb out of the hatchback and, much as I’d have loved to make a point to those cunts, I didn’t fancy a trip to A&E for a dislocated spine.
I used to have a Nissan Note; it’s the narrowest car I’ve ever driven. How the almighty fuck that cunt couldn’t get it closer to the other cars is beyond me.
Those cross-hatchings under the Mondeo indicate the end of the pedestrian footpath, not a reserved parking space.
And, surprise, surprise, neither the BMW nor the Jaguar to the right of the Mondeo had disabled badges on display.
Cunts, I tell you. Cunts, the lot of them.”

"De Vere Venues, Wokefield Park, April 2014.

I guess cheap hotels (I was staying there on business, fortunately) or cheap golf club membership (I guess 300 quid a year is cheap compared to, say, Stoke Park) brings out the cunt in anyone.

Top marks to the Mini-driving cunt for completely missing the incredibly subtle “NO PARKING” on the tarmac…

I could have squeezed my car between the Audi and Nissan, or between the other Audi and Mercedes, but then I’d have had to climb out of the hatchback and, much as I’d have loved to make a point to those cunts, I didn’t fancy a trip to A&E for a dislocated spine.

I used to have a Nissan Note; it’s the narrowest car I’ve ever driven. How the almighty fuck that cunt couldn’t get it closer to the other cars is beyond me.

Those cross-hatchings under the Mondeo indicate the end of the pedestrian footpath, not a reserved parking space.

And, surprise, surprise, neither the BMW nor the Jaguar to the right of the Mondeo had disabled badges on display.

Cunts, I tell you. Cunts, the lot of them.”

Photo 13 Apr 5 notes "Pick up truck came in, drove in nose first, crushed the rear panel of the car next to him, pinning the car in there and unable to get out, hops out, locks up and wanders off to do his shopping.
Thailand, where size rules.”
We’re giving this a queue-jump for ubercuntishness.

"Pick up truck came in, drove in nose first, crushed the rear panel of the car next to him, pinning the car in there and unable to get out, hops out, locks up and wanders off to do his shopping.

Thailand, where size rules.”

We’re giving this a queue-jump for ubercuntishness.

Photo 12 Apr Saw this cunt in Ashtead. Where was the cunt in question? Buying a kebab a little further up on the left. There’s a cap park opposite and another 50yds behind the inconsiderate prick. Hope they got good poisoning, although the actual kebab shop in question is really good.

Saw this cunt in Ashtead. Where was the cunt in question? Buying a kebab a little further up on the left. There’s a cap park opposite and another 50yds behind the inconsiderate prick. Hope they got good poisoning, although the actual kebab shop in question is really good.

Photo 10 Apr 3 notes "Shrewsbury Meole Brace and disabled bay parking at its best!"
We don’t know what a Meole Brace is, but we’d like to think we know when we’re not cut out for driving. as this person here clearly doesn’t.

"Shrewsbury Meole Brace and disabled bay parking at its best!"

We don’t know what a Meole Brace is, but we’d like to think we know when we’re not cut out for driving. as this person here clearly doesn’t.

Photo 10 Apr 1 note "I was having a look out of my hotel window in Turin, when I saw this “cazzo” reversing himself into a parking space that didn’t exist, mostly blocking a pedestrian crossing in the process. I then looked at the immense cuntishness behind — cars parked over the pavement, cars only half parked into the bays, and some cunts blocking in others. I have many nice things to say about the people I met in Turin, but my experience was that they mostly drive like arse-holes and park like cunts!"
Italians parking badly? Surely not.

"I was having a look out of my hotel window in Turin, when I saw this “cazzo” reversing himself into a parking space that didn’t exist, mostly blocking a pedestrian crossing in the process. I then looked at the immense cuntishness behind — cars parked over the pavement, cars only half parked into the bays, and some cunts blocking in others. I have many nice things to say about the people I met in Turin, but my experience was that they mostly drive like arse-holes and park like cunts!"

Italians parking badly? Surely not.

Photo 10 Apr 2 notes "This fucking clown is a MERITON contractor in Sydney Australia
as you can see by the missing paint, he has never been able to drive.”
Why are we thinking “at least they got it next to the kerb”. Are we going soft?

"This fucking clown is a MERITON contractor in Sydney Australia

as you can see by the missing paint, he has never been able to drive.”

Why are we thinking “at least they got it next to the kerb”. Are we going soft?

Link 10 Apr Government not giving up on parking cunts»
Photo 10 Apr 2 notes "Gracechurch Shopping Centre Sutton Coldfield
So let’s get this right. .. you buy an economical, easy to park shopping car. … well get fookin bus pass… your parking is shit and so is your car security (you left the drivers window open) Dick Head !!
With inconsiderate and selfish parking like that. .. you need to lose the car… fuck wit !
I duly informed them with a YPLAC parking ticket …. cunt!”
The only question we have is, how did the driver get out??

"Gracechurch Shopping Centre Sutton Coldfield

So let’s get this right. .. you buy an economical, easy to park shopping car. … well get fookin bus pass… your parking is shit and so is your car security (you left the drivers window open) Dick Head !!

With inconsiderate and selfish parking like that. .. you need to lose the car… fuck wit !

I duly informed them with a YPLAC parking ticket …. cunt!”

The only question we have is, how did the driver get out??


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