"Just take up the whole ruddy pavement why don’t you…"
The dull-eyed cunt would probably punch you in the face rather than give a fuck.
"Cunts’R’Us Part 3 - Return of the Cunt
"When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the cunt" The holy trinity is complete with this final cuntaculous piece of parking."
"In a side street near Oxford town centre. A Porsche cunt…. Geddit?"
"Another case of twattish parking outside my kids school - completely ignoring the reason for the bollards, cunt."
Stick a lit rag in the cunt’s petrol pipe. Preferably with the cunt still inside it.
"Parent regularly park like lazy cunts outside my kid’s school - one prime example from Jan 2012."
This is so incredibly dangerous and lazy. We cannot understand how a parent can be so inconsiderate towards other people’s kids and get away with it. Why aren’t the other parents kicking off?!
"It’s a shame both these cunts weren’t doing 90mph when their bonnets connected."
One of these cunts is a useless bell-end and we honestly can’t tell you which one is more likely to be the culprit.
"Yes, that’s a motorcycle parking bay in Tesco, Haverfordwest. Not only has this lady parked in the wrong spot (there were lots of free car spaces), not only has she parked so that no other fucker can use the space, but she can’t even get the whole car in, and leaves the back sticking out into the traffic. Triple cunt."
Needs some motorbikes to block the cunt in. They’re not the forgiving types.
"It’s not all stag & hen parties in Bournemouth, its cuntish parking also."
What is it about Micra owners??
White Range Rover.
Well, lookie what we have here. We’ve never wanted to paint a car in dog faeces more than right now.
"Morrisons, Newcastle. It’s a toss-up between Morrisons and Hospitals as to which attracts the most cunts…"
More Reasons To Shop At Morrisons? More like more reasons to avoid it like the plague. Cuntholes.