"Stamford, Lincs: a beamer and a right pair of selfish cunts: box junction, perfect place to park while we go for lunch…"
It’s rare that we double-take a photo when looking at one, but this one really did make us goggle. That said, you’ve got a white 4x4, a shiny beemer and a crappy (but swanky) Chrysler in the background. We’re getting that this has got to be the Annual International Cunts Convention.
"This dumb ass thought this "tram only" street in the city of Melbourne City was a good place to "park" her shit car. Got stuck. Peak hour. Within minutes about 20 trams were stuck behind her and there was a lot of commuters on their way home collectively saying "caaarrrnt!"."
Hopefully it’s possible to see these pics. They appeared to be odd file types when queuing this. Please just use the regular ‘upload’ button when you sending pics. Pasting images into the text box (or whatever) doesn’t do you any favours.
"Thought this might interest you guys! NASCAR fans violating disabled parking permits and getting caught!
Very slick. Wish this happened in the UK.
"Prospect Hospital, General Parking Area, Reading. This Cunt, aka Alfa driver has obviously been looking at YPLAC for tips and technique on how to park like a Cunt. As he is probably a Doctor who works at the Hospital, he practises medicine, but he has no need to practise parking as his Cunt like skill is evident. My parking on the other hand shows that I am not a Cunt at all in the positioning of my Mini but when it came to reverse out it required a three point manoever where I could be heard uttering cunt, cunt, cunt!"
"Prospect Hospital, Main Entrance, Reading. Clearly the Lexus sets the trend here by being the first Cunt followed by Astra and Focus Cunts. I can only imagine that thier excuses would be that there is nowhere else to park, so instead these Cunts do the cuntish thing and park like cunts on DY’s and DNP cones, CUNTS!"
Hope these cunts die in pain and alone on a gurney lost in a hospital.
"This doesn’t really need a caption…"
Just another depressing example of the cunts we share this planet with.
"No explanation necessary as to the Arsecuntary of this White Van Man in Rode, Somerset. And yes, this photo is taken from INSIDE a Bus which before encountering this complete cuntface was running on time! What this White Van Cuntman had failed to take into account is in the small village of Rode there are 2 regular bus routes operated by Single and Double Decker buses! Anyway, By the time this asshat had removed his cuntish excuse of an obstruction over 5 minutes later, I would have missed my train…….. Fortunately it was running late (:
I wonder if I can get compensation from his employers for the 7 minute delay this cuntpiece caused me?? I thought not… :P”
UK Power Networks smashing their cunt-parking targets in Clerkenwell tonight. Might even trigger the bomb disposal boys if they leave shit like this lying around on the road. Both vans are owners of REAL parking tickets (not YPLAC ones). Good.
"This cunt candle parked on the hatchings when there was a free space next to him… He always parks in that exact same spot everyday, rain or shine, even if there is a free space. I would have words with him but he is an old man and is past senile."
Call the cops. Have his licence taken away! Haha, stupid old cunt.
"Only two days earlier did I see this selfish cunt in Whaley Bridge Tesco. I couldn’t believe it that we saw him again two days later while walking past a pub in Hayfield. This time he was parked like an utter turbocunt.
Other customers were forced to park outside the car park.
Fuck this guy and his ‘substitute for a tiny cock’ Audi with it’s unnecessary stickerage.
Needless to say, my friend left another message on his window, advising him that yet again his cuntishness will be posted to this site.”
You just park right next to his driver’s side door. Easy!