"Saw this illiterate cunt in Ilfracombe. Fuck me, if you can’t read that then this cunt shouldn’t own a car. Just wish i had my YPLAC stickers on me at the time. What a cunt."
To be fair, I think the sort of person who owns a yard with a sign like that wouldn’t take fools gladly, and this cunt would return to find certain parts of his motor damaged or decorated.
"This masterpiece was spotted yesterday in Plymouth. Not much else to say really!"
When our submitter says yesterday…er…it was probably 2 years ago…
At a school in Petersham. Thats the way out of the car park. What you can’t read is the sign on the other side of the cone saying “no parking in school hours”!!
Cunts can’t read. But this is totally repulsive. How can anyone be so fucking stupid.
"Parked in a half-empty car park. Stuck for words really. Mindbogglingly bad marksmanship."
Another desperate prick with his shiny cock extension. Fucking twat.
"The parking space on the left belongs to me. The chav next door, apart from the fact that I’m paying his benefit because he can’t be bothered getting a job, has now decided that I should pay rent for a parking space for his mate to park half his car in."
Call him a cunt from us, won’t you?
"In a multi storey attached to an Aberdeen shopping centre. Note that I was there on the left first and came out to this. A note was left under his wipers."
If you leave a note, you must tell us what it says, or take a pic! Also, a Ford Ka parking correctly!! Mind=blown.
"Southampton Hilton has probably the smallest parking space:conference facility ratio in the world. This greedy bell-end thought it acceptable to use two of the spaces. Imagine my surprise that it wasn’t a BMW, must be a hire car and he’s left his kraut kunt-wagen at home."
And finally D_Rooter’s Roman holiday pics come to an end. *sigh* It’s been a truly eye-opening experience.
We’re only sorry that it took us so long to spot them in the queue. in fairness they were buried with about 4800 other pictures that we’re desperately trying to ‘publish’ without flooding everyone’s timelines too much.
The penultimate picture from D_Rooter’s Roman Reportage of cuntistry.
"This wankhole correctly realised his pissful excuse for a car was marginally larger than a motorcycle, hence he attempted to relocate the excess metal onto the footpath instead.2
Is it wrong to wish genital herpes (& warts) on such perpetrators?”
"I know - this looks like a set up.
But it isn’t.
It is merely the work of an inconsiderate, self-loving (ie. wanking) Roman idiot CUNT.”