Photo 21 Jul 1 note "Big ass 4x4 pickup cunt. Check!
No blue badge in a disabled bat cunt. Check!
Parked like a inconsiderate, selfish cunt. Check!
Was gonna leave some dogshit on his door handle but I had the missus and mother-in-law with me so had to show some restraint”

"Big ass 4x4 pickup cunt. Check!

No blue badge in a disabled bat cunt. Check!

Parked like a inconsiderate, selfish cunt. Check!

Was gonna leave some dogshit on his door handle but I had the missus and mother-in-law with me so had to show some restraint”

Link 20 Jul 1 note Hire our photographer friend!»

If any of you cuntspotters need a quality bit of photography, Ian Forknall’s your man. He’s a pal of ours, so make sure you mention “you park like a cunt” when you contact him, and you’ll get no discount whatsoever, but it might make him laugh. Bit of an advert this, but he’s not paid us or owt. We reckon he’d take ace pics of people parking like cunts.

Photo 16 Jul MICRRAAA!!!!!
"Yes, of course I didn’t want to turn left here, it’s ok, I’ll drive round the block instead. What sort of cunt parks on a corner, gets out and thinks ‘good job done’!?"

MICRRAAA!!!!!

"Yes, of course I didn’t want to turn left here, it’s ok, I’ll drive round the block instead. What sort of cunt parks on a corner, gets out and thinks ‘good job done’!?"

Photo 16 Jul 1 note "An all too common occurrence I’m afraid. Audi. Carpark. Cunt.”

"An all too common occurrence I’m afraid.
Audi.
Carpark.
Cunt.”

Photo 16 Jul 2 notes "In Ravenside Retail Park, Bexhill. Obviously this cunt was in a rush to get their kid to a party at the Bowling Alley, why else would they have parked like an absolute douche?"

"In Ravenside Retail Park, Bexhill. Obviously this cunt was in a rush to get their kid to a party at the Bowling Alley, why else would they have parked like an absolute douche?"

Photo 16 Jul 3 notes "One end of this particular car-park was a bit empty, but that still doesn’t excuse this very special person with his very special number plate. Ahhh… I bet it makes him feel all big inside parking like this… the king size arsehole…"

"One end of this particular car-park was a bit empty, but that still doesn’t excuse this very special person with his very special number plate. Ahhh… I bet it makes him feel all big inside parking like this… the king size arsehole…"

Photo 16 Jul 2 notes "We all love a good Mini, this one out side the local Co-op. Parked on wrong side to everyone else. Blocks the road. Complete turnip."
Haha, unbelievable.

"We all love a good Mini, this one out side the local Co-op. Parked on wrong side to everyone else. Blocks the road. Complete turnip."

Haha, unbelievable.

Photo 15 Jul 2 notes "A 2-for-1 cunt special in Brighton. The BMW is on Western Road (well, on the pavement beside Western Road) and the Hummer is on the junction of Castle Street and Preston Street.
Who would ever expect drivers of expensive 4x4 vehicles to park them like this? It must be an aberration, as no self-respecting BMW or Hummer driver would ever dream of inconveniencing anyone else.”
Bit of a queue jump for the Hummer-cunt.

"A 2-for-1 cunt special in Brighton. The BMW is on Western Road (well, on the pavement beside Western Road) and the Hummer is on the junction of Castle Street and Preston Street.

Who would ever expect drivers of expensive 4x4 vehicles to park them like this? It must be an aberration, as no self-respecting BMW or Hummer driver would ever dream of inconveniencing anyone else.”

Bit of a queue jump for the Hummer-cunt.

Text 15 Jul 5 notes Thanks for leaving me plenty of space douche!

Photo 15 Jul 2 notes "ARNOLD CLARK, STRETFORD.
Fucking cunts. just down road from a school. and it’s a friggin’ car dealer ergo DESIGNED WITH PARKING ON SITE!!!”

"ARNOLD CLARK, STRETFORD.

Fucking cunts. just down road from a school. and it’s a friggin’ car dealer ergo DESIGNED WITH PARKING ON SITE!!!”


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