"Big ass 4x4 pickup cunt. Check!
No blue badge in a disabled bat cunt. Check!
Parked like a inconsiderate, selfish cunt. Check!
Was gonna leave some dogshit on his door handle but I had the missus and mother-in-law with me so had to show some restraint”
"Yes, of course I didn’t want to turn left here, it’s ok, I’ll drive round the block instead. What sort of cunt parks on a corner, gets out and thinks ‘good job done’!?"
"An all too common occurrence I’m afraid.
"In Ravenside Retail Park, Bexhill. Obviously this cunt was in a rush to get their kid to a party at the Bowling Alley, why else would they have parked like an absolute douche?"
"One end of this particular car-park was a bit empty, but that still doesn’t excuse this very special person with his very special number plate. Ahhh… I bet it makes him feel all big inside parking like this… the king size arsehole…"
"We all love a good Mini, this one out side the local Co-op. Parked on wrong side to everyone else. Blocks the road. Complete turnip."
"A 2-for-1 cunt special in Brighton. The BMW is on Western Road (well, on the pavement beside Western Road) and the Hummer is on the junction of Castle Street and Preston Street.
Who would ever expect drivers of expensive 4x4 vehicles to park them like this? It must be an aberration, as no self-respecting BMW or Hummer driver would ever dream of inconveniencing anyone else.”
Bit of a queue jump for the Hummer-cunt.
"ARNOLD CLARK, STRETFORD.
Fucking cunts. just down road from a school. and it’s a friggin’ car dealer ergo DESIGNED WITH PARKING ON SITE!!!”