If you follow us on Twitter, you’ll realise recognise this cunt as we’ve documented his parking at YPLAC towers over the past few days. Today being Friday he notched up his 4th cuntish act in 5 days. A shameful record for this site. We truly have a master cuntsman at work here. We left an unfriendly note in the hope that it will inspire them to sort their act out.
Here’s a prime example of a place which a cunt feels is a bona fide parking space and which everyone else feels is a hatched area that they wouldn’t dream of parking in. So who’s right. Well, apparently, this absolute cunt’s actions caused chaos on this car park. Why? It was the weekend before Christmas. Merry cunting Christmas.
Tony sends us this one saying “well, parking outside this social club appears not to be very social. One of the rules of being a member is that you have to park like a cunt. Especially if you are driving a baked bean can with three wheels. Maybe its front single wheel is jealous of the two yellow lines?!”
If you owned one of these dreadful machines, you’d think it’s impossible to attract even more attention. But now you’re on this website, so well done, you cunt.
Krizstian sends us this picture of a master bellend from the Sainsbury’s car park in Beaconsfield. Cunt in a 4x4 is happy just to “swing it in” and leave it. Had they given someone other than themselves a grain of thought, they might have straightend up or, better still, reversed into the space (easier to get it straight first time). But they’re a cunt, so they don’t.
“Not only was this at school time! Not only on the zig zags! Not only outside the main school gates! This cunt was so far on the pavement that even pushchairs couldn’t get past! What a cunt.”
Double yellows, on a corner, next to a school sign, opposite a junction. This BMW cunt just doesn’t know when to give up. Thank fuck they didn’t bring their caravan with them, that’s all we can say.
We took this one yesterday and just linked it straight to Twitter but we think it’s worth explaining a bit.
Firstly, it’s a cunt parking illegally next to a dropped kerb with tactile pavement. The fat cunt mother and her poor daughter were seen waddling over the road to M&S (MUST have been an emergency then).
As I took the picture a bloke whizzed up in his soft top sportscar and started to say something. “Uh oh, I thought. I’ve been busted. Best take it like a man. But the guy just said “well done, mate, I fucking hate people who do that”. I didn’t have time to tell him about the website, sadly. Think I’ll need to make some business cards.
Flat-bed truck parks like cunt. Annoys local mothers. Hell hath no fury like a Wincanton mother scorned. Read on…
Sorry for the deluge of posts this morning.
No it’s not that mayor driving tanks over cars in his neighbourhood. This is some whizzy app which does all sorts of things to reducing Parking Cuntskis in Mother Russia. We’re not sure that this sort of thing would be legal in this country because of the numberplate issue. We’re not even sure of the legality of our own posts but we’ve not had any complaints yet. Fingers crossed this will continue. Enjoy!
“It’s so difficult parking these big cars. It was parked like that for at least 2hrs.”
Quite right! And when they make these parking spaces so super-small, car park owners are just encouraging this sort of vigilante behaviour.
Anyone who fancies a bit of Barry Justice is more than welcome to park in space 52 right up next to Blue Mini Cunt’s driver’s side door. Just be sure to take a picture of anything like this and send it to us.