Is that how it fits? Er…no. Stay in school, cunts.
"This is a private lot for a townhouse complex. The spots are designated for those who live in the units and because it’s across the street from a University, it tends to be patrolled regularly by parking wardens. However, this is a long weekend, and despite my attempts, it took them more than 2 1/2 hours to show up from the time I saw it. They left shortly before the parking people showed up.
What makes it worse is that it’s a Jaguar taking up TWO designated spots, it belongs to neither, and it’s subsidized housing. You, sir, park like a cunt.”
You could plaster it in faecal matter. Just a thought. Where there’s a will (and a big pile of shit), there’s a way.
"Blocks the disabled bay and parks on the zig zag and in the road 3 for 1 twatiness here. Aberystwyth."
There’s not end to some people’s cuntishness.
"Totally illegally parked Cunt, just because this car is an spy car doesn’t give the cunt who drives it to break the rules he is suppose to be enforcing. I took this photo at my own personal risk and thankfully there was no come back…"
"1 space bad. 2 space good at Thurmaston ASDA in Leicester."
If you’re an apologist for people like this (i.e. you say, “yeah, but he’s just protecting himself from dings”, then you’re a cunt too.
"Great bit of parking by the little clio"
Yeah, that’ll do. Right on a junction, you fucking twat. #winning
"As you can see Larne Leisure Centre was hardly busy. Perhaps they just gave up!"
Hope the cunt drowned in the swimming pool.
"The one saving grace of a Nissan Cube is that its shape makes it easy to position in clearly marked, rectangular parking spaces. Unless you’re a cunt in a hurry to get to the gym, of course. In which case, the energy expended in giving a toss about other drivers is so great that you won’t be able to finish your workout. Like this cunt."
Of course this thing is driven by a cunt. Just look at the state of it!
"I parked my car and thought to myself, I bet some massive cunt-sack parks in the clearly-marked no parking walkway. And when I get back, sure as cunts is cunts, there’s a fucking Punto there. "