Some football players (you might call them soccer players, if you’re a cunt ;-)) can go throughout their entire careers without attracting so much as a whimper from the British press. They mind their own business and get on with the game. Some, however, appear to actively court the attention. Two prime examples in recent years are alledged-racist, team-mate’s-wife-shagger and general animal, John Terry, and Ferrari-crashing, prozzy-shagging dive-a-holic Cristiano Ronaldo. And what have we here? Proof that both of these spotless characters park like complete cunts in disabled bays.
Not a parking mention here for a change but something just as cuntish that has been brought to our attention by our mates at b3ta.com. Unspeakably cuntish behaviour from the world of brewing where the clear winners of BII Scotland Annual Awards (celebrating success of the licence trade in Scotland), Brewdog went home empty handed. The judges all agreed that craft beer company Brewdog had won their award unanimously but the main sponsors of the event, Diageo (massive corporation and owners of Guinness, Kilkenny, Tusker etc) forbade the ceremony organisers from giving Brewdog the award, and threatened to withdraw their sponsorship and presenters from the award if their demands weren’t met. The BII were unable to refuse. If this isn’t cuntishness on a corporate scale, then we don’t know what is. We’re not going to buy any of their piss in future, that’s for certain. If you choose not to as well, it might send a message.
Thanks for reading. Pictures of parking cunts will resume shortly :-)