August 2012
Whinging parking cunt unashamedly complains to the...
Another sanctimonious fuckwad parks like a cunt and then has the chutzpah to complain to the newspapers in an attempt to claim that he’s above the law. We would burn with shame if we’d parked like this, but not this cunt. Read on…
http://www.chad.co.uk/news/local/online-poll-mansfield-town-centre-parking-enforcement-is-petty-and-damaging-to-the-economy-1-4873279
Police bikers park like cunts
It’s all kicking off in Hawes! Regular police put a bunch of cones down to stop people parking on the road. Then a couple of thirsty bike cops turn up, claiming to be on secret urgent business and are seen swigging tea and eating brekkie in the cafe over the road. Come on, lads. Don’t turn into the type of cunts that you’re duty-bound to protect us from.
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Don't forget your "Back to School" YPLAC Stickers...
With the glorious empty roads of summer due to be clogged up once more by cunts on the school run, one of the few things that can possibly bring you solace is the fact that you’ll have loads of cunts parking on corners, on the ziz-zags outside schools and in other appropriate places. As such, you’ll have loads of opportunities to shove our stickers and tickets all over the place! Get...
Life-endangering cunts
Just been sent this on Facebook but thought it best to share with all the YPLAC crew. This story shows why you shouldn’t park like cunts in Cambridgeshire. Inconsiderate cunts have been blocking roads for Fire Engines. We’d ram the cunts out of the way and send the cunts the bill.
http://www.cambsfire.gov.uk/news/9571.php
You don't park like cunts?
All of us at YPLAC Towers suffered from confused emotions at this news article today. We should be happy, but we’re not.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-19368355
