January 2012
Raging twat from Bath is named and shamed. →
For those of you who enjoyed this story from yesterday, the Guardian picked up on it slightly. Worth watching again anyway, probably.
Half-a-million page views
It’s official. Since this site started turning the air blue, we’ve notched up over 500,000 page views. Here’s to the big one million and the eradication of parking cunts (although the latter would kill off this blog, ha! As if)…
So many cunts, such little time
So, as You Park Like A Cunt.com slowly approaches the rather staggering milestone of half-a-million page views (wow!) we thought we’d just do a bit of expectation management and address a couple of other things.
First up, we’ve currently got 754 pics in the main queue and another 50 that have been emailed to us or posted in some other way. We’re releasing 6 pics a day. So that...
Cards for parking c*nts available on Zazzle →
We’ve just found these cards freely available to purchase on Zazzle. They’re OK, but they’ve clearly missed the boat when it comes to seriously abusing cuntish parkers. Fear not, we shall be unveiling our own versions very soon. They’ll be better than this shoddy effort. We’re aware that they’re American designs (most likely) so they’re probably...
An opportunity sadly missed
Just this morning we were up in the high street doing a few things when, lo and behold, Jimmy Wankstain (a driver for Cuntz Cars) was manoeuvring his enormous people-carrier in one of the parallel spaces outside the shops. We say, “one of the spaces”, he’d clearly gorn tired of this and had both near-side wheels up on the path by at least a foot and he was showing no signs of...
