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The ultimate present for the cuntspotter in your life, these babies will guarantee hilarity as you run for your life from a cunt-parking thug that you’ve just ticketed. But seriously, get them, use them, share the pics with us and don’t accept cunt-parking from anyone.
In other news, we’re almost up to 10,000 Twitter followers which is fantastic and rather humbling. Thanks to everyone who gets involved and sends us submissions. The queue is incredibly long at the moment but we’ll get to yours one day. When you’re uploading a pic, please write a little sentence about it i.e. where it was, how much you’d like to shit down the driver’s neck etc. Also, please include the picture as an attachment (jpeg or whatever). We can’t do anything with pictures that are somehow pasted into the text box, so we have to delete those ones. Sozzers.
Anyway, have a good Christmas, y’all and here’s to a continued fight against parking cunts in 2014.
Maybe he/she was having their hand surgically removed from their genitals - being such a massive wanker.
I drove my wife to Leighton Hospital for a pregnancy scan. All the car parks were full, people were parking in those non-spaces at the ends of the rows but I refused to do likewise and dropped her off at the door, left the hospital grounds and parked a good 10 minute walk down the road on a quiet side road in the nearest housing estate, running back to the hospital to meet her.
When we left the hospital we encountered this thundercunt’s car, the owner of which clearly had the same trouble parking in the grounds as myself, but decided instead to fuck over anybody walking to/from the hospital instead.
I may have mashed his/her wing mirror with my elbow (accidentally) as my heavily pregnant wife and I made our way back to our car, in the road.