…we’re tempted to get some YPLAC ‘chocks’ made up. These can be simple wedge-shaped blocks of wood that you can stick under the back tyres of cunts. With a bit of luck they’ll try to drive off and think there’s something wrong with their car when they barely move. Handbrake still on? Nope? Brakes, faulty? Gearbox? Be even better if the cunts phone the RAC and get laughed at by a mechanic.