If any of you cuntspotters need a quality bit of photography, Ian Forknall’s your man. He’s a pal of ours, so make sure you mention “you park like a cunt” when you contact him, and you’ll get no discount whatsoever, but it might make him laugh. Bit of an advert this, but he’s not paid us or owt. We reckon he’d take ace pics of people parking like cunts.
Obviously a lovely trolling newspaper article feigning support for this dumb twat who thinks she shouldn’t be fined for breaking the law. Lost count of the number of times “charity” was mentioned in the article. Douchebags.
This just in from the Pro-Reverse Parking Brotherhood.
"I’d like to reply to the knobhead who banged on about reversing into a space being the only way to do it. Firstly, you reverse into the bigger area. So you drive forwards into the space because it is smaller and reverse into the road as it is bigger.
Secondly, you can see what is coming when you’re reversing out of a space if you actually look around and use your mirrors.
Thirdly the bit about a child being behind your numberplate is completely pointless as there could be a child behind your car in any situation. Are we not allowed to reverse ever? Should cars be built without reverse gear?
Fourthly, if you’re in a car park, chances are you’ve been shopping. And if you’re shopping, chances are you’ll have a trolley. If you reverse in you either have to carry your shopping from the front of the space back to your boot, probably dragging it down the side of someone else’s car, or manoeuvre your trolley to the back of your car, probably dragging it down the side of someone else’s car, or thirdly have to move forward to allow the boot to open (but most people would just park forward anyway, meaning they’re not in the space properly.)
Fifthly, he says that to drive in forwards, you have to go on the “wrong” side of the road. What’s wrong with this? There is actually no law in the UK that says we have to drive on the left. It’s just the way the roads are set up. If you do drive everywhere on the right you’ll be done for reckless driving but there is no actual law saying that you have to drive down the left side of the carriageway. The institute of advanced drivers actually say that you should use all of the road where necessary. Therefore, use the right hand side of the road to see round bends where safe to do so, use the right hand side of the road to see into parking spaces.
He then proceeds to demand all those who can’t reverse into a space should go and practice. Fair enough, they shouldn’t be driving in my opinion, but the reason people don’t reverse into a space isn’t always because they can’t but because they don’t want to. Probably for the reasons mentioned above.”