"London SE19 - home to Wimbledon tennis, strawberries & cream and some of the cuntiest drivers known to mankind. Look at this unbelievable bit of parking - the owner of the house had carefully marked out three spaces on his lawn (next to the Jaguar). This cunt decided to straddle both the other spaces forcing me to go and find alternative parking even though I’d already paid for a space. I hope he choked on his Pimms. 10/10 on the Cuntometer for his/her efforts."
Before reading this we presumed we were looking at the twat who’d dumped his car in the shrubbery.
If any of you cuntspotters need a quality bit of photography, Ian Forknall’s your man. He’s a pal of ours, so make sure you mention “you park like a cunt” when you contact him, and you’ll get no discount whatsoever, but it might make him laugh. Bit of an advert this, but he’s not paid us or owt. We reckon he’d take ace pics of people parking like cunts.
Obviously a lovely trolling newspaper article feigning support for this dumb twat who thinks she shouldn’t be fined for breaking the law. Lost count of the number of times “charity” was mentioned in the article. Douchebags.