Photo 21 Aug 8 notes SUPERCUNTS.
How dare they dictate the law when breaking it themselves. Utterly breath-taking.

SUPERCUNTS.

How dare they dictate the law when breaking it themselves. Utterly breath-taking.

Photo 21 Aug 2 notes "Pavements are for parking. Apparently."
Also, those zigzag lines, if you don’t know what they’re for then the rules don’t apply, right? You’re cunt if you don’t think they’re important to people. Fuck you.

"Pavements are for parking. Apparently."

Also, those zigzag lines, if you don’t know what they’re for then the rules don’t apply, right? You’re cunt if you don’t think they’re important to people. Fuck you.

Photo 21 Aug 1 note "Pavements are for parking. Apparently."
Also known as “cunt’s car-parks”, so kinda true in a way.

"Pavements are for parking. Apparently."

Also known as “cunt’s car-parks”, so kinda true in a way.

Photo 21 Aug "This cunt regularly parks in front of my house forcing me to park some distance up the road.  There’s not much I can do about that, but if you can’t park your tiny shite Chevrolet properly then there’s only one word for you, cunt."

"This cunt regularly parks in front of my house forcing me to park some distance up the road.  There’s not much I can do about that, but if you can’t park your tiny shite Chevrolet properly then there’s only one word for you, cunt."

Photo 21 Aug "Serial Cunt Part Two… Much better photo in broad daylight, this time showing it’s a cheap, shitty Korean coupe with ideas above its station.  I mean seriously, how fucking blind does this cunt have to be not to notice that ALL FOUR FUCKING WHEELS are on the pavement?  This time a note went on his screen noting that next time there won’t be a warning, he may well find his cuntmobile ‘altered’ when he returns, as well as a suggestion that they come to this site to see how they fare against other cunts."

"Serial Cunt Part Two… Much better photo in broad daylight, this time showing it’s a cheap, shitty Korean coupe with ideas above its station.  I mean seriously, how fucking blind does this cunt have to be not to notice that ALL FOUR FUCKING WHEELS are on the pavement?  This time a note went on his screen noting that next time there won’t be a warning, he may well find his cuntmobile ‘altered’ when he returns, as well as a suggestion that they come to this site to see how they fare against other cunts."

Photo 20 Aug "Serial Cunt Part One… this photo isn’t very good, given that it was late at night and I was a long way from the cunt.  The next one will show the same cunt in broad daylight in exactly the same position, all 4 wheels on the pavement churning up the grass outside my flat.  I’m seriously considering churning up his paint with the side of a pram or buggy"

"Serial Cunt Part One… this photo isn’t very good, given that it was late at night and I was a long way from the cunt.  The next one will show the same cunt in broad daylight in exactly the same position, all 4 wheels on the pavement churning up the grass outside my flat.  I’m seriously considering churning up his paint with the side of a pram or buggy"

Photo 18 Aug We hate bad parking AND this country’s obsession with pisspoor coffee. Here we see both. Bunch of pricks.
"OK so there’s parking a vehicle in blue badge or parent and child spaces, but parking a cafe in a load of them? Now that’s the height of idiocy.
Thanks, Tesco Extra in Cardiff. We didn’t need those spaces.”

We hate bad parking AND this country’s obsession with pisspoor coffee. Here we see both. Bunch of pricks.

"OK so there’s parking a vehicle in blue badge or parent and child spaces, but parking a cafe in a load of them? Now that’s the height of idiocy.

Thanks, Tesco Extra in Cardiff. We didn’t need those spaces.”

Photo 18 Aug "Best Western, Twin Falls, Idaho.  This is cuntish on so many levels it’s difficult to know where to start.  Chrysler Sebring, one of the most desperately awful bulbs of cack ever to have rolled out of the turd-mills of Detroit.  The picture doesn’t show the competition seats (in a car which I know from bitter experience handles with the aplomb of a sack of dead rats), but you might make out the stick-on “air vents” and “Turbo” sticker on the front wing.  And then there’s the parking.  If this fractious whirl of shite had just stopped there to unload heavy luggage or a three-ton spouse they’d still be a five-star cunt, but it was there all fucking night.  Clearly the behaviour of a glutinous pod of fucktoplasm.”
A great write up, if only for the terms “bulbs of cack” and “fucktoplasm”.

"Best Western, Twin Falls, Idaho.  This is cuntish on so many levels it’s difficult to know where to start.  Chrysler Sebring, one of the most desperately awful bulbs of cack ever to have rolled out of the turd-mills of Detroit.  The picture doesn’t show the competition seats (in a car which I know from bitter experience handles with the aplomb of a sack of dead rats), but you might make out the stick-on “air vents” and “Turbo” sticker on the front wing.  And then there’s the parking.  If this fractious whirl of shite had just stopped there to unload heavy luggage or a three-ton spouse they’d still be a five-star cunt, but it was there all fucking night.  Clearly the behaviour of a glutinous pod of fucktoplasm.”

A great write up, if only for the terms “bulbs of cack” and “fucktoplasm”.

Photo 17 Aug 1 note Bone idle, senile old cunt just dumped his trolley on this disabled refuge instead of taking 10 more steps to the proper place. Hope he loses his Christmas tree deposit.

Bone idle, senile old cunt just dumped his trolley on this disabled refuge instead of taking 10 more steps to the proper place. Hope he loses his Christmas tree deposit.

Photo 12 Aug 1 note "Don’t get me wrong, I completely understand that on-duty emergency services are entitled to a loo break, or to get a drink, and that if they are “on call”, then the difference between them parking next to the door and parking in an available “proper” spot further away are significant seconds that could mean the difference between life and death when they get called to an RTA. 
However, Fucknugget here, is not one of those people. That ‘Ambulance’ is for carting old people to and from nursing homes. Certainly NOT likely to get called to a life or death situation. (It’s questionable whether it’s actually worthy of blues & twos!) Because of this, I hereby summon him to meet his fate at YPLAC.” 
We don’t know much about ambulances, but this is shitty parking so it’s going on the blog.

"Don’t get me wrong, I completely understand that on-duty emergency services are entitled to a loo break, or to get a drink, and that if they are “on call”, then the difference between them parking next to the door and parking in an available “proper” spot further away are significant seconds that could mean the difference between life and death when they get called to an RTA. 

However, Fucknugget here, is not one of those people. That ‘Ambulance’ is for carting old people to and from nursing homes. Certainly NOT likely to get called to a life or death situation. (It’s questionable whether it’s actually worthy of blues & twos!) Because of this, I hereby summon him to meet his fate at YPLAC.” 

We don’t know much about ambulances, but this is shitty parking so it’s going on the blog.


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