Photo 28 Aug "Ultimate parking cuntery, in Stockton-on-Tees. Between 3 cars in the photo (look for the nose of the 3rd, parked in front of the mini), not only have they made this already small car park extremely hard to manoeuvre in, but they have also physically blocked a minimum of 7 cars from moving from their spaces. No surprise then, that one’s a BMW and the second’s a Porsche?"
Nope, no surprise whatsoever. Well, maybe slightly surprised that an Audi, Merc or 4x4 hasn’t got in on the action. 

"Ultimate parking cuntery, in Stockton-on-Tees. Between 3 cars in the photo (look for the nose of the 3rd, parked in front of the mini), not only have they made this already small car park extremely hard to manoeuvre in, but they have also physically blocked a minimum of 7 cars from moving from their spaces. No surprise then, that one’s a BMW and the second’s a Porsche?"

Nope, no surprise whatsoever. Well, maybe slightly surprised that an Audi, Merc or 4x4 hasn’t got in on the action. 

Photo 27 Aug 1 note "This tit parks miles from the corner, worst of it is the low sunrise made it worse to get out, prick!"
Is there a court in the land that would convict you of vandalising this sort of dangerous, selfish shit?

"This tit parks miles from the corner, worst of it is the low sunrise made it worse to get out, prick!"

Is there a court in the land that would convict you of vandalising this sort of dangerous, selfish shit?

Photo 27 Aug 9 notes "I’m going to get these made up as A5 stickers with a high tac adhesive."
Oh boy why haven’t we seen this before! Sorry for the lack of queue jump. So many cuntpics in the queue :( 
Er…but don’t forget, people. We sell our own tickets! Click on the shop line on this blog’s homepage.

"I’m going to get these made up as A5 stickers with a high tac adhesive."

Oh boy why haven’t we seen this before! Sorry for the lack of queue jump. So many cuntpics in the queue :( 

Er…but don’t forget, people. We sell our own tickets! Click on the shop line on this blog’s homepage.

Photo 27 Aug "This car in the middle of the road is parked outside my daughter’s school in Mumbai by a fellow school-father. The road is a major inter-city highway and gets really busy!  I think this guy could be one of the top contenders for the Cunt of the year award!" 
He could, but he’s in for some serious competition. Not had a pic from India before, so you can at least say that this is the cuntiest parker in India (so far documented on this site ;-))

"This car in the middle of the road is parked outside my daughter’s school in Mumbai by a fellow school-father. The road is a major inter-city highway and gets really busy!  I think this guy could be one of the top contenders for the Cunt of the year award!" 

He could, but he’s in for some serious competition. Not had a pic from India before, so you can at least say that this is the cuntiest parker in India (so far documented on this site ;-))

Photo 27 Aug "We live opposite a school so we’re used to cunty parking but this fucktard takes the biscuit. She has parked in such a way that she managed to block two separate roads causing a jam all the way up both streets and stopping us from getting to our house. Cunt."
Holy mothercunting shit!!

"We live opposite a school so we’re used to cunty parking but this fucktard takes the biscuit. She has parked in such a way that she managed to block two separate roads causing a jam all the way up both streets and stopping us from getting to our house. Cunt."

Holy mothercunting shit!!

Photo 27 Aug 1 note "Factory option: Two spaces as standard.. In Aberdeenshire, Seeing that it’s a McLaren it’s almost forgivable."
Almost, correct. But not. This car comes with a disclaimer on the box reading “cunt not included”.

"Factory option: Two spaces as standard.. In Aberdeenshire, Seeing that it’s a McLaren it’s almost forgivable."

Almost, correct. But not. This car comes with a disclaimer on the box reading “cunt not included”.

Photo 27 Aug 3 notes Oh wow, scummiest cunty parking ever? Quite possibly. How utterly horrible in every facet.

Oh wow, scummiest cunty parking ever? Quite possibly. How utterly horrible in every facet.

Photo 25 Aug 5 notes Could this be the worst YPLAC ever!? It blew our minds!!! OK, fuck the clickbait tagline, but this is utterly unbelievable.

Could this be the worst YPLAC ever!? It blew our minds!!! OK, fuck the clickbait tagline, but this is utterly unbelievable.

Photo 25 Aug 2 notes "Just another idiot who can’t park."
What a fucking clown. We hope that line across the street is some sort of earthquake fissure that the YPLAC Gods are sending to smite this cunt.

"Just another idiot who can’t park."

What a fucking clown. We hope that line across the street is some sort of earthquake fissure that the YPLAC Gods are sending to smite this cunt.

Photo 25 Aug 2 notes @cuntplates will like this.
"He might pay for two. How knows?"
Let’s be honest. He won’t. He probably won’t even pay for one. Let the cunt’s tyres down to teach him some manners.

@cuntplates will like this.

"He might pay for two. How knows?"

Let’s be honest. He won’t. He probably won’t even pay for one. Let the cunt’s tyres down to teach him some manners.


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