Fantastic effort put in here. Sorry we didn’t spot it sooner!
"St. Woolos Hospital - Newport.
All photos taken within a few minutes of each other in the same area.
From top to bottom we have:
- Overview of the ambulance drop-off area: Audi and Corsa parked on the hatchings, though at least the Corsa has tried to minimise their impact by going part way on the kerb. Predictably the Audi gives no fucks at all. Also note the UPS delivery van parked almost on the zebra crossing making it impossible to see any pedestrians that my try to use it. That part of the road is where ambulances drive in.
- Close up of the actual area where ambulances are supposed to stop. There are 4 people parked in it (you can just make out the fourth through the windows of the enormous pickup), two of them are sticking out into the hatchings as well. The two signs both say “Ambulance drop off point only. No parking”.
- That Audi again, there’s no way they can claim not to have seen that sign, the one that says “No parking in grid area - 24 hour access for emergency supplies”.
- The closest a Range Rover ever gets to going off road. Though faded the yellow hatching is still bloody obvious here.
- Volvo parked in the yellow hatching, blocking a dropped curb. Note also the ramp that has been installed in front of that door and the heavy wear markings on the pavement. It should be fairly obvious that this access point sees regular use, most likely by hand-pushed trolleys rather than patients using wheelchairs which I guess is something at least.”
Banstead Waitrose - cunt central. First pick is parked in the exit lane. It’s ok though cos he’s left his hazard lights on (because he’s causing a cunting hazard) and the other two lazy fat twats were hogging disabled spaces. Fucking place is full of inconsiderate shitheads like this. Can’t fucking wait to move away.
"Countryside cunt, Clare Suffolk".
Our Grandma used to live a few miles from this place. She used to describe half the people as “wandering around like lost sheep”. This one clearly needs to be turned into chops.
"In the disabled bay at ASDA Cambridge. Not even neatly in it. They left their hazards on though so that’s OK. "
Yeah, that’s fine. They’re just stopping for some fags or something. Cripples can wait for Mr Mini, they’re lesser beings.
"Outside Currys/PC World, Cambridge. He has literally just parked in the road."
Does this count as parking on the double yellows? We’re completely baffled. Doing the world’s opinion of BMW drivers the power of good here.
"My fellow cunt hunters i just thought you would like some festive cheer to bring in the new year. I found this Cuntuar S Type (probably by the name of Keith with a sever receding hair line and aged about 50) during a rather busy and full Metro Centre in Gateshead where parking is limited and the family you on the right have had to park ajar due to this cock snogger not being able to put his midlife crisis box between two lines.
Anyhow due to this i had a long wait for a free space so i informed a rather helpful chap who was more than happy to get a parking ticket applied to this fucking cock end.
So happy new year you spunk stain and hopefully that is a expensive reminder how to park properly and Happy new to fellow cunt spotters and those at YPLAC towers.”
"Stamford, Lincs: a beamer and a right pair of selfish cunts: box junction, perfect place to park while we go for lunch…"
It’s rare that we double-take a photo when looking at one, but this one really did make us goggle. That said, you’ve got a white 4x4, a shiny beemer and a crappy (but swanky) Chrysler in the background. We’re getting that this has got to be the Annual International Cunts Convention.
"This dumb ass thought this "tram only" street in the city of Melbourne City was a good place to "park" her shit car. Got stuck. Peak hour. Within minutes about 20 trams were stuck behind her and there was a lot of commuters on their way home collectively saying "caaarrrnt!"."
Hopefully it’s possible to see these pics. They appeared to be odd file types when queuing this. Please just use the regular ‘upload’ button when you sending pics. Pasting images into the text box (or whatever) doesn’t do you any favours.
"Thought this might interest you guys! NASCAR fans violating disabled parking permits and getting caught!
Very slick. Wish this happened in the UK.
"Prospect Hospital, General Parking Area, Reading. This Cunt, aka Alfa driver has obviously been looking at YPLAC for tips and technique on how to park like a Cunt. As he is probably a Doctor who works at the Hospital, he practises medicine, but he has no need to practise parking as his Cunt like skill is evident. My parking on the other hand shows that I am not a Cunt at all in the positioning of my Mini but when it came to reverse out it required a three point manoever where I could be heard uttering cunt, cunt, cunt!"