“This was almost a weekly occurrence in the Car Park near our place of work. It never got old watching the drama unfold.”
Haha, what a fuck-up. This is fucking awful. So these people are all adults with driving licences and yet this sort of thing still happens. How the fuck?
“A cunt in North Finchley on the A1000.”
A BMW making things difficult for people wanting to use the footpath? Perish the thought.
“Taken in the resident’s car park of the apartment block where I live. Yes, they may feel they’re holier-than-thou by having an “eco” car, but their parking still makes them out to be a cunt.”
We have photographic evidence showing that this cunt was back 24 hours later doing exactly the same thing. Some people really won’t change their ways until something drastic happens. We offer no suggestions…
4x4 epic cunt parked on double yellow lines, parked blocking the pavement and god knows what else. Fuck’s sake.
Following on from the last post about the uber-chav bar owner in North London, this is how close he like to park to our submitter’s door. He’s just living the stereotype of a cunt parking chav cunt.
“When I lived in Whetstone, north London the cunt who ran the pub two doors away changed his bar from a chavvy shit hole to an even chavvier shit hole that was open all hours. I am sending you a series of pictures from within the space of a few weeks before we got sick of it and moved out.
This one was taken from my hallway, as you can see the cunt is parked inches from my doorstep even though the pavement is very wide and there are bollards along the edge of the pavement.”
“A bitch of a woman always parks like an absolute cunt outside my girlfriend’s house in Eastleigh, UK. I wrote the first note to her, the second was her reply. Nil-point for her spelling and grammar and minus points for her parking.”
Use superglue or dog-shit to attach the next one to her windscreen countering this ‘reply’.
It’s been about 6 months since this site went a bit crazy (and 7.5 months since we started it). Since then, we’ve received over 3000 pictures, been visited by 350,000 people and had 1.2m page views (accoring to our Analytics, which is as technologically advanced as we get before our brains explode).
So we thought it would be uncuntish of us to bring a couple of other sites to your attention.
First up, it’s those crazy Ivans in the Ukraine who have this site http://mudakparking.com/, filled with some of the finest cunts from Kiev, Crimea and Donetsk. Sadly, the comments are all in Russian so you’ll just have to come up with your own sweary commentary on this one. Perhaps we’ll see some pics coming back from the 2012 European Championships. Who knows.
And secondly, it’s another home-grown site called www.Wankyparkers.com. Some stinkers here. It’s only been up for a month but has its heart in the right place, although we can’t adhere to their reduced swearing policy ;-)
That’s all for now. Keep sending us pics and stuff. Should have some news about stickers and stuff soon as well. I know we keep saying that, but it’s becoming more and more genuine ;-)
“Driving around for 20 minutes in this car park looking for a space, this cunt had 2, but its alright, he has a bmw. Oh wait, no it isnt you cunt.”
We hope that this person’s parking didn’t stop you driving. We’ve aim him up in our headlights and hit the fucking gas. Serve the cunt right.
Blackxlist sends us this pic of a cunt in Altrincham and wonders if they parked this close so they could get a better look at the signpost.
Quite probably. All those years of masturbating over pictures of their immediate family has caused their cuntish eyesight to diminish.