“In Dublin today”
Our submitter says “today” but it was probably more like a year ago given the size of our queue. Don’t let that put you off send us stuff though…
“Spotted in a Morrisons Car Park in portsmouth - no blue badge in 2 disabled bays - Cunt!”
Should these people be punished by being forcibly ‘disabled’ with baseball bats (and thus free to park in these spaces, albeit only taking one space)? Or just told nicely over the shop’s tannoy?
“I actually took this photo as I had no idea what on earth the piece of fabric was on the front of this car. The guy also had some ladies tights stretched over his rear light clusters. So his car is shit, and he is parked like a cunt.”
We really don’t have any answers for you at all.
“This cunt was found parked behind a HSBC in loughton down a side road.”
HSBC is actually an abbreviation of Holier-than-thou Smartcar Buying Cunt. Or something.
“Of all the ways to park across 2 spaces, this is a particularly cuntish variation.”
Especially when you’re driving a fucking Mini, it is.
Wow, over two spaces and hanging out into the road by two feet. Just remember, cuntspotters, places like Tesco are full of things like eggs, flour and metal scouring pads. Just saying.
Just because there are plenty of spaces in the car park, at any time of day, the lines are still there to be parked between. If this picture shows a respectable level of parking, in your opinion, go fuck yourself.
“These are MPV’s, which stands for ‘Multi Purpose Vehicle’. I don’t think parking like a selfish jizz-stain was one of the purposes the manufacturers had in mind. I like how the one cunt has folded his wing mirror, like that’s going to help anyone?!”
These are all driven by complete cunts. More often than not driving at 69mph in the outside lane of the motorway when not actually overtaking anythign, complete oblivious to the rules of the road. Zafiras are the worst, but you all know that.
“Parked the wrong way, on a corner.. Guess what, it’s a
taxi Private Hire Cab. Next to the chippy; cunt.”
Holy fucking shit. If there is some reason why this photo can’t be used as evidence to have this cunt stripped of his license, we don’t want to live in this country anymore.
“Kudos to the wagon on the left that managed to get between the lines. Fail for the transit in the middle, who didn’t want to get /that/ close to his mate. But the Star-Cunt prize goes to the white van in the distance who was so keen to eat his burger that he just stopped diagonally across god knows how many spaces. McDonalds, West One, Eccles. ”