"Me: "Single to Stretford please!"
Driver: “You must be mistaken mate, I’m not a bus.”
Me: “Then get out of the fucking bus stop then, lazy twat!”“
"What can I say about this total n utter bellend… On a road junction n dumped like it had been stolen… When it was clearly someone’s attempt at errr parking… What a knob jockey."
"Blocking the pavement, a cycle path and a pedestrian crossing all at once!"
This looks like some shit-hole new build eyesore on the outskirts of Colchester. Is it?
"Left this guy a nice note advising its not a parking space."
Because you really need to tell people stuff like this. It’s hardly obvious.
"Bad parking can get payback"
We’ve not seen this before. Inspiring stuff!
Two Step Special Move: Supermini + Skip
Step 1: Put skip in public space when you already have a private space (but nobody else does).
Step 2: Park right on the edge of your private fucking space to ensure no-one else (except your supermini-owning wife) can park in the public space.
VIOLA! Two spaces guaranteed for you and your fucking wife, plus near-universal hatred amongst your immediate community. It’s a win-win.
Yeah, that’s parked. Cunt in Kingston Upon Thames right now. Fucking dickhead.
"Brymor Ice Cream, near Masham. His mate actually pointed out how badly parked he was and he just shrugged and proceeded inside to buy a quadruple-scoop cunt-ripple. Please don’t be put off though as the ice cream is delicious and most of the clientele aren’t cunts like this one."
"Welcome to Bromsgrove."