Photo 31 Aug 2 notes "Waitrose Cobham - this nobber just managed to squeeze it into that space then!"
You had us at “Waitrose Cobham”. I don’t think there’s a greater haven of entitled, moneyed, vulgar fuckwits in existence.

"Waitrose Cobham - this nobber just managed to squeeze it into that space then!"

You had us at “Waitrose Cobham”. I don’t think there’s a greater haven of entitled, moneyed, vulgar fuckwits in existence.

Photo 31 Aug 1 note "Proof that even when there is not snow to contend with, Russia leads the way for English cuntish parking. Police car in empty car park dumped half across a disabled space. However, as those who have been to Russia will know, even if the police car had been perfectly parked in the correct space, it wouldn’t have stopped the occupant from being a total c….."
Nice top of the range cop car too.

"Proof that even when there is not snow to contend with, Russia leads the way for English cuntish parking. Police car in empty car park dumped half across a disabled space. However, as those who have been to Russia will know, even if the police car had been perfectly parked in the correct space, it wouldn’t have stopped the occupant from being a total c….."

Nice top of the range cop car too.

Photo 31 Aug 1 note "Salford, Manchester. People here also steal parking spaces."
Desperate cunts with MX5s too, by the looks of it.

"Salford, Manchester. People here also steal parking spaces."

Desperate cunts with MX5s too, by the looks of it.

Photo 31 Aug 4 notes "What a lazy cunt. Drove past later and she was sitting In her car. She didn’t look happy due to the yplac ticket. Ah well. Silly cunt!!"
Hahaha, woohoo, a ticket out in the world spreading the good word!

"What a lazy cunt. Drove past later and she was sitting In her car. She didn’t look happy due to the yplac ticket. Ah well. Silly cunt!!"

Hahaha, woohoo, a ticket out in the world spreading the good word!

Photo 30 Aug 1 note "I mean… SERIOUSLY????"
Weeeeeell. Big car, innit? Also…MICRAAAAA!!! :’(

"I mean… SERIOUSLY????"

Weeeeeell. Big car, innit? Also…MICRAAAAA!!! :’(

Photo 30 Aug 7 notes "Sweet Justice on the road outside the infants school. Since the posting on 22/2/2012 the yellow lines have been repainted - but nothing changed. It filled up with even lazier parents at the start of the new school year. Letters and complaints by the school and to the council about the parents got nowhere until this week. All change - past two days traffic wardens have patrolled every afternoon - and it’s been like watching the parents scatter like a Le Mans start on white cunt-powder.  You can see our hero in action in the distance telling someone they are a cunt."
Sweet justice indeed. Cheers for the update!

"Sweet Justice on the road outside the infants school. Since the posting on 22/2/2012 the yellow lines have been repainted - but nothing changed. It filled up with even lazier parents at the start of the new school year. Letters and complaints by the school and to the council about the parents got nowhere until this week. All change - past two days traffic wardens have patrolled every afternoon - and it’s been like watching the parents scatter like a Le Mans start on white cunt-powder.  You can see our hero in action in the distance telling someone they are a cunt."

Sweet justice indeed. Cheers for the update!

Photo 30 Aug 1 note "Edinburgh’s Ocean Terminal. Because one parking space isn’t enough."
Is that 4 spaces? Well, we hope he gets 3 tickets, and two dug turds (one for each door-handle, natch).

"Edinburgh’s Ocean Terminal. Because one parking space isn’t enough."

Is that 4 spaces? Well, we hope he gets 3 tickets, and two dug turds (one for each door-handle, natch).

Photo 30 Aug "Oh for fuck’s sake you arsewiping dickcheese, how the fuck am I supposed to get through there? I’m in a fucking hurry, you cunt!"

"Oh for fuck’s sake you arsewiping dickcheese, how the fuck am I supposed to get through there? I’m in a fucking hurry, you cunt!"

Photo 30 Aug "A cunt of a delivery driver, parked on the zig zags on a pedestrian crossing on Beech Lane in Macclesfield."
It’s OK, he’ll only be a minute. And we all know that it takes much longer than that to kill people trying to cross an obscured road. Fucking bellend.

"A cunt of a delivery driver, parked on the zig zags on a pedestrian crossing on Beech Lane in Macclesfield."

It’s OK, he’ll only be a minute. And we all know that it takes much longer than that to kill people trying to cross an obscured road. Fucking bellend.

Photo 29 Aug "Parking cunt in McDonalds, Peterborough - no room at the inn?"
This is a common sight at grease temples. The fat cunts in question get into such a state of agitated excitement that all the blood rushes to their fat heads and they end up parking like this. Now THAT’S science!!

"Parking cunt in McDonalds, Peterborough - no room at the inn?"

This is a common sight at grease temples. The fat cunts in question get into such a state of agitated excitement that all the blood rushes to their fat heads and they end up parking like this. Now THAT’S science!!


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