"I watched this prick circle a few times before deciding that it was too much trouble to travel the short distance to the overflow car park. So he decides to stick it there, ‘Oh well I can’t be arsed so the poor bastard I’m blocking in won’t either.’ Twat."
Utterly unforgivable cuntishness.
"This was waiting for me on the only road to my house."
"This was abandoned at Burger King Ipswich, what a c*nt"
It’s the allure of the fatty treats! Brain switches off before they’ve parked properly.
"Such poise, such balance…almost balletic. Reminded me a little of the end of The Italian Job. Well, at least it’s an Italian car."
"Look at this, this moron has parked in the entrance/exit to this car park. Absolutely galling that the space next to it was empty… what was wrong with that space? I can only presume this was a mistake, as opposed to some sort of parking terrorism. Either way, there’s a word for the sort of person that parks like this. That word is ‘cunt’."
Cunt at the Trafford Centre who can’t seem to take the hint suggested by the presence of the cones. I’d let their fucking tyres down!
"The road outside the Tesco Express in Chesterton, Cambridge must have some kind of catnip for cunts embedded in it, because cuntish behaviour such as this can be seen on a daily basis. I guess having a tiny car means parking 3 feet from the curb is OK!"
"Name and shame at B&Q Dundee"
"Bummill", snigger. Sounds like it should be a word for diarrhoea. "Sorry, I can’t come to work today, I’m bummill".
"The ever-so-subtly marked "keep clear" zone might be for coaches turning, or it might be an emergency access lane, I don’t know. This cunt couldn’t care either way, though. The rest of the car park was half empty too - he saved all of about ten meters walk by abandoning here instead of parking."
The sort of selfish, lazy shitstain that we see far too often on this site :(
"Parked ok … just love the plate!!"
Oh, that’s an absolutely beauty!! Queue-jump for this…