Here’s Joe again telling us “This chap has parked quite tidily it seems, slightly over the kerb but that’s a minor infringment when you realise that this cunt is parked totally blocking my poor elderly neighbour’s driveway. The cunt stain does this regularly and has blocked most drives in our cul-de-sac, and for a while as well. If only there was a word that adequalty described this chap, ah, there is…CUNT!”
Pelt his car with faeces, or perhaps leave him a note first warning him of the shit coming his way if he does it again. There’s no easy way to teach a serial cunt.
We can almost imagine the buzz of excitement in the driver’s seat of this 4x4 as they spotted two empty disabled spaces. How fucking dare they? What a massive, massive cunt. Doggy-dos for the door handles on this one, we think. We shall be lobbying for dog-waste bins to be put in strategics points in car parks from now on.
wadey asked: How about some flyers for us to stick under their windscreens to let them know they've been featured on yplac
In the pipeline, we promise. Just need to find time (we have days jobs too, sadly). :-) we’ll do stickers, ticket pads and there even talk of something bigger in the pipeline. Mum’s the word on that for the moment though.
“In a work carpark that fills to capacity daily meaning staff have to park on the street, we find this example of ankle parking. Why ankle? Because it’s lower than a cunt.”
An interesting concept…
Our chum Joe sent us this pair of shits. He tells us that he “was sent this picture by a bloke at work, it’s actually his brother parked here, (and in the left of the picture). Just to the right of his car is a junction and as you can see in front of his car he has kindly left half a parking space, I am told he was called a cunt!
He really goes to town with the explanation for the second picture though. Hold onto your hats…
“Fucking cunt! How hard can it be?”
Well, our breath was taken away.
This is a classic cunt. Someone who, rather than apologise and accept his cunty status, decides to play the victim and argue the toss. What a fucking shitstain.
“Oh how we laughed. I cant work out how they perceived these parking bays.”
Too right. The parking is cuntish, but the invisible cunt in this picture is the one who designed this car park. What the fuck?! It’s perfectly designed to breed and nurture cuntishness on an epic scale.
![[Sorry, for the repost, had a problem with the last one. Should be fixed now]
Here’s a wonderful queue-jumping King of Cunts. Read on and marvel!
Our submitter tells us “there were 3 ‘reserved’ parking spots at work not being used due to various managers leaving and they’d been used by anyone who wants them, on a first come, first served basis. After months of badgering by this car’s cock of an owner to abolish the reserved bays, management instead agreed to reassign these spots to staff at a lower level to those who had them previously. The owner of this car is one of the four staff at that level. The sniff of a named bay and he quickly changed his tune and stopped wanting them removed.
4 people, 3 spots. Not tricky maths, one person was going to be unlucky. Names were placed in a envelope, one person was to be drawn out and they would be the unlucky one.Guess whose name was drawn?He reckons it was fixed and is now protesting not winning one of the reserved bays by parking in the disabled bay, regardless of not having a disabled badge.
He’s been asked by the girl on reception if he’d move it to one of the other empty spaces and refused. He’s also refused repeated requests from management to move it and is spoiling for a fight, saying they’ll have to move him from his seat to make him move it (at which point he’ll no doubt scream assault).
Utter, utter cock.
(Oh, just to paint an even better picture of what a cock he is; that spoiler? It wasn’t on the car when he bought it, he bought it and added it himself, the twat)
(also, what’s particularly funny is that the other three people don’t give a shit about having a reserved space, which is just winding him up even more)”
Haha, this is probably the best story we’ve ever had on this site. This person is officially YPLAC’s Man of 2012 (even though there’s still 7 months of it left). No-one could possibly be more of a cunt.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m484i6wPNL1r4th60o1_500.jpg)
[Sorry, for the repost, had a problem with the last one. Should be fixed now]
Here’s a wonderful queue-jumping King of Cunts. Read on and marvel!
Our submitter tells us “there were 3 ‘reserved’ parking spots at work not being used due to various managers leaving and they’d been used by anyone who wants them, on a first come, first served basis.
After months of badgering by this car’s cock of an owner to abolish the reserved bays, management instead agreed to reassign these spots to staff at a lower level to those who had them previously. The owner of this car is one of the four staff at that level. The sniff of a named bay and he quickly changed his tune and stopped wanting them removed.
4 people, 3 spots. Not tricky maths, one person was going to be unlucky.
Names were placed in a envelope, one person was to be drawn out and they would be the unlucky one.
Guess whose name was drawn?
He reckons it was fixed and is now protesting not winning one of the reserved bays by parking in the disabled bay, regardless of not having a disabled badge.
He’s been asked by the girl on reception if he’d move it to one of the other empty spaces and refused. He’s also refused repeated requests from management to move it and is spoiling for a fight, saying they’ll have to move him from his seat to make him move it (at which point he’ll no doubt scream assault).
Utter, utter cock.
(Oh, just to paint an even better picture of what a cock he is; that spoiler? It wasn’t on the car when he bought it, he bought it and added it himself, the twat)
(also, what’s particularly funny is that the other three people don’t give a shit about having a reserved space, which is just winding him up even more)”
Haha, this is probably the best story we’ve ever had on this site. This person is officially YPLAC’s Man of 2012 (even though there’s still 7 months of it left). No-one could possibly be more of a cunt.
“It took them 10 mins to get it like that. lol”
We’re not lolling. We’re only wondering what it looked like after the 1st minute. God delivery us from these cunts.
“This amazing parking was just lazy and arrogant.”
You forgot the much needed adjective “cuntish” from your list.