Photo 20 Sep 3 notes "Not so smart car. Found this on the way to lunch today in Summertown, Oxford. Not only is it bad enough that estate agents are cunts, they park like one. They obviously bought into the bullshit that you can stick a Smart car nose first into the kerb and not give a fuck. Maybe worth checking the pavement next time?”

"Not so smart car. Found this on the way to lunch today in Summertown, Oxford. Not only is it bad enough that estate agents are cunts, they park like one. They obviously bought into the bullshit that you can stick a Smart car nose first into the kerb and not give a fuck. Maybe worth checking the pavement next time?”

Photo 20 Sep 3 notes "Truly cuntacious parking"
Take this selfish cunt’s licence and ram it up their dirtbox.

"Truly cuntacious parking"

Take this selfish cunt’s licence and ram it up their dirtbox.

Photo 20 Sep "I have a van. I don’t need rules."
Freedom = Anarchy in this sense.

"I have a van. I don’t need rules."

Freedom = Anarchy in this sense.

Photo 20 Sep 3 notes "Only two days ago, a colleague of mine was telling me about youparklikeacunt.com, and then, while getting some breakfast in Chicago, we saw this. That truck is taking up seven - we counted - boxes. Breathtaking."
By “two days”, do you mean “two years”. This has been in the queue for a while. Sozzers.

"Only two days ago, a colleague of mine was telling me about youparklikeacunt.com, and then, while getting some breakfast in Chicago, we saw this. That truck is taking up seven - we counted - boxes. Breathtaking."

By “two days”, do you mean “two years”. This has been in the queue for a while. Sozzers.

Photo 20 Sep "2 cars that belong to cunts. Do they want to get any closer? Of course, the rest of the parking bay was empty."

"2 cars that belong to cunts. Do they want to get any closer? Of course, the rest of the parking bay was empty."

Photo 19 Sep 3 notes "Another parking cunt, in Stockport town centre."
Utterly appalling.

"Another parking cunt, in Stockport town centre."

Utterly appalling.

Photo 19 Sep "Is it MC Hammer? No it’s MC CUNT. Tesco Whitstable"
We need to start seeing some biker revenge on this thing…

"Is it MC Hammer? No it’s MC CUNT. Tesco Whitstable"

We need to start seeing some biker revenge on this thing…

Photo 19 Sep "Came across this sock-jockey in Warwick. To try and squeeze into a parking spot a retarded wombat could tell wasn’t big enough, he left a 5mm gap between himself and the car in front and his back wheels on the double yellows. Cunt."
Happens in our high street everyday. Front wheels are in! Doesn’t matter where the rest is. 100% LEGAL.

"Came across this sock-jockey in Warwick. To try and squeeze into a parking spot a retarded wombat could tell wasn’t big enough, he left a 5mm gap between himself and the car in front and his back wheels on the double yellows. Cunt."

Happens in our high street everyday. Front wheels are in! Doesn’t matter where the rest is. 100% LEGAL.

Photo 19 Sep 3 notes "Just down the road from me - pic taken through my bedroom window, as it goes."
Qashqais. The cars for fucktards who are too stupid or shit to buy a proper 4x4. Given this amount of road sense, I think we’re glad they don’t have anything bigger, actually.

"Just down the road from me - pic taken through my bedroom window, as it goes."

Qashqais. The cars for fucktards who are too stupid or shit to buy a proper 4x4. Given this amount of road sense, I think we’re glad they don’t have anything bigger, actually.

Photo 19 Sep 3 notes This was today [date removed because this has been in our queue for sooo very long :(] at Heathfield East Sussex.
Ta-da! Like. A. Fucking. Glove.

This was today [date removed because this has been in our queue for sooo very long :(] at Heathfield East Sussex.

Ta-da! Like. A. Fucking. Glove.


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