"Just off a busy main road, round the corner from the Police Station. They do not give a fuck, (neither do the police)."
Raise it with the cops. Then they HAVE to do something about it. They work for us, don’t forget. About time we reminded them.
"Asda car park in Motherwell is a haven for cunts parking like this."
Motherfucker from Motherwell. These cars are mostly driven by absolute cunts.
"Some more sophisticated cuntism in front of my Stockport home. This cuntmobile was parked on the double yellow line, blocking most of the pavement, and half of my driveway. I was tempted to call the cops and probably would have done if they weren’t such ****s."
"Seen at the always crowded parking at Cambridge Beehive Centre.”
The remedy here is to either a) not go anywhere near shopping centres at weekends, or b) go armed with bags of dogshit.
"A great example of how to park in 3 spaces and make yourself look like a cunt"
But we’re not sure we’ve seen a grit bin parked like a cunt before. That sucks.
"This fucking cuntcould’ve parked properly in the parking spot to the right so only the Citroen looked like it was parked by a cunt, but no. This genius decides to one-up the Citroen in parking like a cunt."
"Couldn’t get a good angle on this one because I was carrying a toddler and didn’t want to stray into the road, but the car’s owner appears to have mistaken the entrance to a roundabout for a parking bay… Had to drive around it to get to the car park that was about 30 yards away."
"This is my sister’s fiance’s stellar parking. Stolen directly from her facebook."
You might be marrying into a family with a latent ‘cunt’ gene. Beware when you consider having children. Just saying.
"This cunt persists in parking like this a relatively quiet part of the car park at Bloomfields in Bangor. I’ve spotted the blond cunt coming out of a local gym where she had no doubt left equipment strewn haphazardly around her, causing an unsafe environment for others. I know she’s blond and female but what a double cunt of the highest order. The keys will be out soon."
"This cunt parked his flashy shitwagon almost in but not quite in a disabled bay. Didn’t see them actually park and don’t know if they have a blue badge, but my guess is not. cunt anyway."