"In Stevenage this feckless fucking Cunt flap decided to abandon his shitty little car not in the available space just behind him or even the space just a few yards further ahead, but instead decided to completely block the path and most of the road."
"I bet Adolf would’ve parked like a total cunt too."
"Tara River Bridge car park, Montenegro. Camper van arsebiscuit. Why are these cunts so predictable wherever they go? Bunch of wife-swapping cloth-cap and stringback leather-glove wearing fuckpigs…"
"Look at this Americunt Truck, parked in Tesco, dead centre across 4 spaces. Admittedly it is a large vehicle but they are large spaces. The worst thing about it is the fact that it has Confederate flags in the back windows - might not look out of place in the Southern USA being driven by inbred rednecks but this was in the Czech Republic!"
"It’s an 11 year old piece of worthless Vauxhall crap you cunt."
Didn’t Vauxhall spend millions advertising these things with Hollywood actor Ed Harris. Involved some pisspoor court scene in which Harris is fighting for the legitimacy of Vauxhall’s claims that their car is good, or something. Hahaha, what a load of shit.
"The blue Toyota Corolla in the middle of the car park is not leaving; the dumb bint just gave up trying to find a parking spot and abandoned her heap in the middle of the road to drag her fat elderly carcass to the nearest KFC. Melbourne’s drivers are a lazy useless bunch of arseholes in general…
(Picture taken sometime last summer in Nunawading, Victoria)”
"Tesco Extra, Sandhurst, September 2014
Two blind/selfish cunts for the price of one, both “parked” (or abandoned) in the clearly-marked Set Down Point bay.
Tesco has even put a sign on the bollard which reads:
SET DOWN / PICK UP ONLY
DO NOT WAIT IN THIS AREA
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR VEHICLE UNATTENDED
AT ANY TIME”
But do the cunts care? Of course they fucking don’t.”
They would if your purchases included eggs, flour and superglue, and you accidentally spilled these onto their windscreen when you came out of the shop. Get the shop’s security to do a cunt-callout over the PA system.
Four signs this owner is a cunt:
1) Cunt drives a soft top Merc
2) Cunt has private plates
3) Cunt parks over the middle of the bay markings
4) Cunt has to reverse over a raised pavement in order to park like a cunt”
Excellent work by the submitter here. We’d like to see more effort like this :)
"My favourite pic of parking cunts from this years holiday in Croatia. Self explanatory really. This was at the border crossing between Croatia and Bosnia near the town of Neum, so definitely no emergency. Pair of filth cunts who deserve to have their legs chopped off to see what disabled is really like."
"Yet another example of prize cuntfoolery from Croatia, this time parked up the road from their parliament in Zagreb. The sheer quantity of cunt parking in this beautiful country astounds, as does the number of incredibly vulgar nouveau-riche former soviet oligarch “cars” on the streets (or in this case on the pavements)."