"McDonalds in Market Harborough, about 8am. Far too early for a BMW to park in a straight line, at least before he’s had his coffee and sacked someone by text from behind a Sausage McMuffin."
"Check this idiotic parking out, no consideration for anyone else other than than getting to the rugby match on time…. yes the driver abandoned his land rover here, blocking the view pulling out of the street and also blocking the vision for anyone crossing the road. Round of applause to you….cunt."
Well, if the police or whoever decided to smash these fuckers with the fines that the law demands (no parking within 10 metres of a junction), then it might deter them, and they’d have lots more money! Cunt’s money, but still money.
So this was the worst bit of parking that we spotted in Hull this weekend. The fuck? There were others, but we couldn’t snap ‘em in time.
"Was with Nan on trip to shop lucky I push her wheelchair over wet grass.
This driver has no consideration for others.”
Shame if her wheelchair scraped the cunt’s shithead paintwork.
"ASDA Lincoln, I did not know being a cunt was classified as having a disability."
It’s a common misconception.
"As I tried to leave the customer car park of the Beckenham branch of Gambado (a soft play centre for children) at about 12.30pm today, I discovered that Mr or Mrs TF07 HJA had very considerately and skillfully parked diagonally across the car park exit. This is particularly inspired because there’s no charge for the car park, and it was half-full at the time (and note also the free car parking space outside the car park, just in front of the offending vehicle).
A dumb-y mummy perhaps?”
"Lidl’s Car park Surrey Quays London. Look at this fuck fuck’s parking, what he saves from his shopping should compensate him being a cunt, not by much though…"
No-one but utter cretins drive these things. The results speak for themselves.
"Thought this car was waiting to pull out of the junction the other night but had forgotten to turn his lights on. Turns out it was much worse, he had abandoned his shitty Fiat Cunto like this on the corner of the street, right in front of the dropped kerb.
I drove around the block and pulled up to get a photo of this totally cuntish parking, should tear up his licence and crush his Cunto!”
Is that how it fits? Er…no. Stay in school, cunts.
"This is a private lot for a townhouse complex. The spots are designated for those who live in the units and because it’s across the street from a University, it tends to be patrolled regularly by parking wardens. However, this is a long weekend, and despite my attempts, it took them more than 2 1/2 hours to show up from the time I saw it. They left shortly before the parking people showed up.
What makes it worse is that it’s a Jaguar taking up TWO designated spots, it belongs to neither, and it’s subsidized housing. You, sir, park like a cunt.”
You could plaster it in faecal matter. Just a thought. Where there’s a will (and a big pile of shit), there’s a way.