“40 something in a Halfords car park. Must have needed more wax asap”
If it wasn’t already obvious, we fucking hate cunts that do this…
“Caught this particularly c*ntish piece of parking at Morrisons in Tamworth today.”
Thicko cunts driving these things are more often than not in possession of the requisite amount of shits to be given (or brain cells) to parking straight.
“Nice parking….. YOU C**T! Plenty of room and spaces and this is the best the c**t can do!”
“In Morecambe, lancs. I was parked with spaces to the front and back of me, when this typical white van cunt pulled in, and parked over the corner, on double yellows, just so his mate, in white t shirt, could nip out to the pie shop. But it was ok, he at least had his PLAC lights on, could not be bothered to put the handbrake on.”
Here’s a reason why we need a bit of a write up with each submission. We were tempted to just delete this one because it’s unclear what we’re supposed to be looking at. Clearly some sort of cuntishness but it could be anything…
“Police! Camera!…. Smash!!!!”
Oh dear. By the way, taking photos when you’re driving makes you a cunt too. Tut, tut.
“See that bay you have half parked in? The one that has ‘CITY CAR CLUB’ in big white painted letters on it, with a big sign saying do not park here, that one? No you don’t do you, because you park like a cunt. AND he had a ‘Vote Boris’ sticker in his window.”
“There were half a dozen other spaces to choose from, but no, had to have the disabled space. Cunt!”
“I’ve come to the conclusion that Preston is a shit-bed for bad parking. People must drive a long way to abandon their rust-buckets without a care in the world.
Take this baldy cunt as a fine example. Not only has he driven miles, but hes also had to take a ferry from Belfast just to demonstrate his knob-shrivelling cuntish parking.
Hes taking up 5 spaces. Is this a record?”
Sadly, it’s not a record, but it’s still incredibly fucking stupid :(
“Found this outside my house today… Apparently they ran out of diesel because their jobseekers’ allowance hadn’t been paid. I’m not sure why that warrants the truly excellent parking job, though…”
Good luck getting a job then, shit-for-brains…