“Kudos to the wagon on the left that managed to get between the lines. Fail for the transit in the middle, who didn’t want to get /that/ close to his mate. But the Star-Cunt prize goes to the white van in the distance who was so keen to eat his burger that he just stopped diagonally across god knows how many spaces. McDonalds, West One, Eccles. ”
“Abandoned outside Halfords!! Say no more!!”
Looks like your typical car-modding cunt. Running in to get another ton of shit speakers so more people can hear his dubstep and have no doubt about the size of his trouser department. Probably.
“Needless to say, i don’t think you could fit more than a few poxy chicken nuggets in that car, so something tells me it’s not a delivery. Cunt can’t even park so another cunt could park next to him. This cunt is a shit in the trousers of humanity.”
“Here is Tesco in Norwich and a repeat cunt parking offender. I often pop to Tesco after the morning school drop off and regularly see this white thing (I neither know nor care what it is) parked in the set down place while the driver nips in to get his lunch. Bearing in mind that at 9.00am on a weekday morning Tesco’s is not exactly heaving and so the twat could find somewhere else to park his monstrosity but maybe that doesn’t compute with his one brain cell? Oh, and at Christmas when I was 8 months pregnant, he nearly hit me so he could get into his usual spot. Cunt? Yes you are.”
“I watched this young girl trying to adjust her car several times in front of my house and I swear the three times she tried before settling to this, she was actually closer to the curb. I then watched her calmly putting on some lipstick and lock the car, and run to the church on the corner of my street. She left the car there for about 4 hours and I saw the bylaw leave generously leave her a ticket instead of towing her car.”
Hang on, which kerb is she nearest? Exactly.
“This is not the busiest corner in town. However parking on the junction, just away from the tactile paving (thats the knobbly stuff the council puts down to trip blind people up), indicates twattishness of quite a high order.”
This cunt should be in fucking jail.
“Not sure whether this is old, new, borrowed or blue. Made me laugh anyway. What a cunt.”
Yeah, we’ve been sent this A LOT!! We don’t mind, but we probably won’t bother retweeting or publishing it again. Gets a bit repetitive. Still, YPLACers, get out there with your chalk and do your stuff!
“Typical cunt of a police officer here. Elderly woman on a mobility scooter had to go onto the road to get around this prick. Spotted in Hugglescote outside a primary school! This is a special kind of shithead. ”
Saw this bizarre two-wheeled cunt in our underground car park today. Just leaned against a pillar, unlocked and no cyclist to be seen. As you can see from the bottom pic, the actual bike parking was neither far nor full. As such, this cyclist is a cunt. And before this kicks off a “all cyclists are cunts” argument, there is an equal proportion of cunts using all modes of transport - cars, bikes, motorbikes, busses, pedestrians.