"What’s that? ANOTHER person parking over my drive when there’s tons of room right behind them, and over the road? Is my driveway some kind of magical unicorn glitter happy place that cunts are just drawn to?"
"Apparently it’s really important that the passenger in the left car can get out with plenty of room. Oh, never mind the driver. That’s incidental."
"Look at this cunt. Ive got a baby seat by that door he’s blocked off. Had to lean across the back seat.
While I admit my car (the BMW) could have been straighter, that was down to the wonky parking of a Ford Fusion on the other side. Sadly this had gone by my return. But it had been nowhere near cunty enough to upload here.”
Your parking is admirable by BMW standards, believe us.
"Double c*ntage points go to the fact she failed to see there were lines on the floor indicating quite clearly to PARK INSIDE THEM and wtf colour is that?? Barf…Taken at Aldi carpark, Thornton, Liverpool"
If someone parks rather cleverly on the left, that “puce” coloured car could be left in all sorts of trouble when trying to leave. Good.
Photo apparently taken by the wife of NZ rugby legend Dan Carter. We have no idea if this is true and can’t be bothered to corroborate it.
"Looks like it is in motion, yes? No!! This Schlum has actually parked here. Yes, overhanging the junction from a side road, on (well, about a mile away from) double yellows, on a blind bend. Fully in keeping with section 1 of the White Van (Cunts) Act 2014 which states “drive it like you stole it, park it like you abandoned it.”"
"What a clusterfuck way to park! Yeh you just drive across the zebra crossing & park on the pavement you cunt!"
"Great parking today at John Lewis in Wilmslow"
Another sad cunt who thinks that owning stuff from John Lewis means they’re nailing it at life.
"Union Square Aberdeen, at lunchtime. A perfect piece of cuntish parking, 2 disabled spaces blocked especially as he was just having a kip in the driver’s seat. Cunt."
Wake him up by kicking his doors in.
"Simple cuntery by the Chelsea Taxi driving moron! Taken @ Derby services!!!!"
Life’s kicking you in the balls already if you’re at Derby Services. Encountering this 4x4 shit is just rubbing salt in the wound.