Photo 23 Jul 1 note "POS parks like a POS in the motorcycle bay at Tesco, Altrincham."
Brave thing to do. Bikers don’t like cars at the best of times…

"POS parks like a POS in the motorcycle bay at Tesco, Altrincham."

Brave thing to do. Bikers don’t like cars at the best of times…

Photo 23 Jul 5 notes Oh the predictability of it all… :(

Oh the predictability of it all… :(

Photo 22 Jul 3 notes "Parked my car behind a LWB 4x4 in Stoke Mandeville hospital car park. Returned to find a Micra had replaced the 4x4 and this mum straight out of T.O.W.I.E with the Golf. The front wheels of her Golf rest on a grass dividing strip between opposing parking ranks. With less that a foot of space behind my car, the peroxide pillock then challenged me why I was photographing HER car? 
When I challenged why she’d parked like this, her answer was “Well the guy in the opposite rank had parked like this as well - AND the hospital should provide more parking spaces”!!!! So - a right pair of c*nts then?”
No hope for humanity.

"Parked my car behind a LWB 4x4 in Stoke Mandeville hospital car park. Returned to find a Micra had replaced the 4x4 and this mum straight out of T.O.W.I.E with the Golf. The front wheels of her Golf rest on a grass dividing strip between opposing parking ranks. With less that a foot of space behind my car, the peroxide pillock then challenged me why I was photographing HER car? 

When I challenged why she’d parked like this, her answer was “Well the guy in the opposite rank had parked like this as well - AND the hospital should provide more parking spaces”!!!! So - a right pair of c*nts then?”

No hope for humanity.

Photo 22 Jul 1 note "This cunt hit the trifecta. Disabled spot, Motorbike spot, and the footpath containing Disabled access to the building."
Just when we thought we’d seen everything…

"This cunt hit the trifecta. Disabled spot, Motorbike spot, and the footpath containing Disabled access to the building."

Just when we thought we’d seen everything…

Photo 22 Jul 1 note "Hospital parking in Cardiff is always at a premium. This person thinks enough of himself to take two spaces. Or maybe, like me, he was visiting the Eye Clinic."
Really? We’re hoping he’s in the morgue.

"Hospital parking in Cardiff is always at a premium. This person thinks enough of himself to take two spaces. Or maybe, like me, he was visiting the Eye Clinic."

Really? We’re hoping he’s in the morgue.

Photo 22 Jul 2 notes "Well, this is something you never ever see - a white van cunt at at Tesco.  
The two lard arse occupants of this POS van dumped it in the middle of one of the lanes near the entrance, and then waddled off inside with their fat guts hanging out of their hi-viz vests like they didn’t have a care in the world.  Never mind the half empty car park off to the right of the picture - obviously they were so worried about preserving their rotund figures that they didn’t dare walk any further than they absolutely had to.  Complete cocknozzle cunts.”

"Well, this is something you never ever see - a white van cunt at at Tesco.  

The two lard arse occupants of this POS van dumped it in the middle of one of the lanes near the entrance, and then waddled off inside with their fat guts hanging out of their hi-viz vests like they didn’t have a care in the world.  Never mind the half empty car park off to the right of the picture - obviously they were so worried about preserving their rotund figures that they didn’t dare walk any further than they absolutely had to.  Complete cocknozzle cunts.”

Photo 22 Jul 3 notes "Chessington World of Adventures, 20th July. I was particularly taken by this monstrosity today - some sort of body-kitted souped-up BMW 4x4 cock-replacement in Vaginal DIscharge Red. Would have loved to see the inadequate Fuckpig that owns it, but I suspect they were busy interfering with a racoon in the zoo next door."

"Chessington World of Adventures, 20th July. I was particularly taken by this monstrosity today - some sort of body-kitted souped-up BMW 4x4 cock-replacement in Vaginal DIscharge Red. Would have loved to see the inadequate Fuckpig that owns it, but I suspect they were busy interfering with a racoon in the zoo next door."

Photo 21 Jul 1 note "Big ass 4x4 pickup cunt. Check!
No blue badge in a disabled bat cunt. Check!
Parked like a inconsiderate, selfish cunt. Check!
Was gonna leave some dogshit on his door handle but I had the missus and mother-in-law with me so had to show some restraint”

"Big ass 4x4 pickup cunt. Check!

No blue badge in a disabled bat cunt. Check!

Parked like a inconsiderate, selfish cunt. Check!

Was gonna leave some dogshit on his door handle but I had the missus and mother-in-law with me so had to show some restraint”

Link 20 Jul 1 note Hire our photographer friend!»

If any of you cuntspotters need a quality bit of photography, Ian Forknall’s your man. He’s a pal of ours, so make sure you mention “you park like a cunt” when you contact him, and you’ll get no discount whatsoever, but it might make him laugh. Bit of an advert this, but he’s not paid us or owt. We reckon he’d take ace pics of people parking like cunts.

Photo 16 Jul MICRRAAA!!!!!
"Yes, of course I didn’t want to turn left here, it’s ok, I’ll drive round the block instead. What sort of cunt parks on a corner, gets out and thinks ‘good job done’!?"

MICRRAAA!!!!!

"Yes, of course I didn’t want to turn left here, it’s ok, I’ll drive round the block instead. What sort of cunt parks on a corner, gets out and thinks ‘good job done’!?"


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