"Serial Cunt Part One… this photo isn’t very good, given that it was late at night and I was a long way from the cunt. The next one will show the same cunt in broad daylight in exactly the same position, all 4 wheels on the pavement churning up the grass outside my flat. I’m seriously considering churning up his paint with the side of a pram or buggy"
We hate bad parking AND this country’s obsession with pisspoor coffee. Here we see both. Bunch of pricks.
"OK so there’s parking a vehicle in blue badge or parent and child spaces, but parking a cafe in a load of them? Now that’s the height of idiocy.
Thanks, Tesco Extra in Cardiff. We didn’t need those spaces.”
"Best Western, Twin Falls, Idaho. This is cuntish on so many levels it’s difficult to know where to start. Chrysler Sebring, one of the most desperately awful bulbs of cack ever to have rolled out of the turd-mills of Detroit. The picture doesn’t show the competition seats (in a car which I know from bitter experience handles with the aplomb of a sack of dead rats), but you might make out the stick-on “air vents” and “Turbo” sticker on the front wing. And then there’s the parking. If this fractious whirl of shite had just stopped there to unload heavy luggage or a three-ton spouse they’d still be a five-star cunt, but it was there all fucking night. Clearly the behaviour of a glutinous pod of fucktoplasm.”
A great write up, if only for the terms “bulbs of cack” and “fucktoplasm”.
Bone idle, senile old cunt just dumped his trolley on this disabled refuge instead of taking 10 more steps to the proper place. Hope he loses his Christmas tree deposit.
"Don’t get me wrong, I completely understand that on-duty emergency services are entitled to a loo break, or to get a drink, and that if they are “on call”, then the difference between them parking next to the door and parking in an available “proper” spot further away are significant seconds that could mean the difference between life and death when they get called to an RTA.
However, Fucknugget here, is not one of those people. That ‘Ambulance’ is for carting old people to and from nursing homes. Certainly NOT likely to get called to a life or death situation. (It’s questionable whether it’s actually worthy of blues & twos!) Because of this, I hereby summon him to meet his fate at YPLAC.”
We don’t know much about ambulances, but this is shitty parking so it’s going on the blog.
Another “review-less” post which gets past our delete button with the presence of our “you park like a cunt” posters. We say “our”, they were designed by a fan and you can find them somewhere in our archive. Don’t ask us where…
"Lady driver, with male partner. They walked away chuckling at her parking prowess."
Augh. Push your trolley into their paintwork and then laugh at your parking prowess.
"If the local Parramatta Council haven’t made it hard enough to use a disabled parking space - look at these cunts! I watched them pull into these spots, and the only disability noticeable was their completely cuntish parking skills!"
"Lorry delivering to a school. So has to illegally park on Zig-Zags blocking the view of a zebra crossing."
Staggering cuntishness from a professional driver. Fucker needs to get some serious warning for this. Don’t want anyone to lose their jobs, but at the same time we don’t want cunts thinking they can act with impunity because of that.
"I like this one."
Ouch, good luck with that one. Not quite sure how legal anything is in this picture. Do people still use wheel clamps??