This cunt was spotted tt the Cabot/Champlain Chocolate Annex in Stowe, VT… no time to look for parking clearly.
You’d be forgive for thinking that this car was either still in motion or abandoned during a police chase, but no. It’s just parked like a cunt just so Draylon Spunkfelcher III can waddle and wheeze his way into the chocolate shop to get his much needed sweet fatty treats. Fat cunt.
Grant’s sterling work gets him a queue jump today.
“SO this cunt parks like this for several days without paying in the car park of Lingfield train station in Surrey.
NOT ONLY do they rightfully get a parking fine, they also get my YPLAC sticker reminding them of their total cuntishness and total inability to be able to park a normal sized car in-between the parking space lines, forcing others, who want to park properly, to have to do the same. This car park is used by many hard-working commuters daily and over the duration of the morning fills up quickly so very space is needed for one car per space, unless you are a selfish, lazy cunt, 2 spaces.”
It’s Colchester post office again. East Anglia’s official cunt magnet. This recorded delivery of first class car abandonment goes to show that it really doesn’t matter how many traffic cones or yellow lines you put in front of a cunt. They might as well be invisible for all the fucking good they do.
Heydfy tells us, “this see you next thursday was my ex-boss after taking me to the local Co-Op. Nothing very co-operative with the rest of the world, parking at such an horrific angle.”
Too right, mate. Nice to know that this boss doesn’t break the rule of thumb that all bosses are cunts in one way or another.
Out submitter tells us “NYE Paris 2010, just can’t be bothered with this parallel parking malarkey”.
Sanctimonious Smart Car driving cunts who park like this are slowly encroaching on the average cunt level of BMW/Merc/Audi drivers. Different sort of cuntishness, we agree, but the levels of rage and incredulity experienced as a result of encountering these sorts of drivers is very similar.
Paul Harvey sends us this one from the States (One Kendall Square, near the cinema, if that means anything?) and it’s a classic. Mercedes -
Right, this is getting really fucking annoying. We’ve tried posting this three cunting times now and Tumblr just keeps getting its belm on and deleting the fucker!
So, (anger subsiding!) basically, go out and get next week’s edition of Zoo magazine (Tuesday) because they’ve done a double page feature on YPLAC including 7 of our pics and write-ups, AND Ben Collins aka The Stig will be giving his own thoughts on those pics. It’s all very surreal for a blog which was just intended to rant about the cunts in our office’s underground car park.
All pictures should be correctly creditted to the people who submitted them. Sorry if we got them wrong though. Hope you enjoy it! We can’t wait to see it!
Oh wow, we’ve never had one of these before. “Parked in a box junction in front of an Emergency ambulance bay, cracking.”
What an absolute cunting shithead of mindbogglingly stupifying proportions. I think we have a new champ for King (or Queen) of Cunts.
Stubbsy sends us this picture of epic cuntishness. If the picture alone didn’t speak for itself, he writes “this cunt misses the whole cunting point of these trundling eco-friendly cunt-karts. Jesus, get a fucking bicycle instead. Admittedly, its within the bay lines, but one must assume that this cunt was so desperate to put an end to his misery and embarrassment of actually existing inside this Tupperware-on-wheels, that they simply couldn’t be fucked to drive it a bit further fucking forward.”
We’re almost impressed that they managed to take up two spaces with this childs play car. Cunt.
A worthy queue jumper, this.
“You ALL Park like cunts. The picture shows the two way road to the local primary school. Both sides are single yellow lined = no parking between 8am and 6pm. This is at 3pm.
Starting with the Blue BMW carefully parked across the pedestrian crossing drop kerb point and only 3 meters from the main road - prohibiting anyone from turning into the road safely - this is the cunt starter.
After this we have various levels of cunt parking - notably all in silver coloured cuntmobiles, blocking the entire side of the road. Meaning if anyone did want to drive down the road to a legitimate parking space, say 30m past the primary school (behind the camera in the top picture) they can’t actually get there because all the cuntily parked cars, and the oncoming traffic trying to get away from the school (as seen).
Note how the jauntily parked middle silver cuntparker, leaving his offside rear corner languishing in the middle of the road, has also jauntilly blocked in two legitimately parked cars (i.e. not on a yellow line) at the local shops (awkwardly also silver). Well they would be legitimate if they were shopping, but no, they were picking up their kids from the school too. Cunts. A collection of retarded lazy fucking children collectors who could have just walked half a mile to get their kids, or driven 50m more and parked legally and safely.”
We’ll be getting some stickers/tickets produced soon enough so you can start posting them willy-nilly.